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Steak
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You know you're an ole miss fan if...


You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi
You think Genitalia is an Italian Airline
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction
You think Opossum is "the other white meat"
You carried a fishing pole into sea world
You think subdivision is part of a math problem
You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law
You have more than one brother named "Darryl"
The people on "The Jerry Stringer Show" remind you of your neighbors
You think fast food is hitting an Opossum at 65 mph
You take a six-pack cooler to church
You use a weed eater in your living room
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it
The third grade teacher says little bubba could be a mathematical genius because he has thirteen fingers












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im4LSU
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


Good luck





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Steak
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


quote:

Good luck

With what?






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Grim
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


Those are all pretty stupid





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LSUregit
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RATeamWannabe
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


Wow.





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LSURussian
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


Jeff Foxworthy called. He wants his "you might be a redneck if...." jokes back.





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Grim
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


Seriously wtf? Who GAF about ole miss right now





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Korali
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


You really need to lurk a little bit more.





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Choctaw
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


You spill the ranch dressing from your piggly wiggly sandwich tray on your walmart khakis because you drank too many zimas





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Harry Caray
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


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Steak


You're my favorite alter <3






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StadiumDormRat'72
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


Harry Caray: (thread hi-jack, was responding to double-post thread and you/I were in the extra one whacked)
Maybe there was some testy locker-room exchange about getting out-rebounded by shorter hustlers, but it definitely wasn't foul trouble...TV announcers said how odd it was he wasn't in the game at least a half-dozen times.






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Celery
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


Honestly. Worst thread I've ever seen.





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Jrv2damac
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


Beating LSU is called "ruining their season"





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CBandits82
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


Read it and enjoyed it.

Who gives a frick what these a-holes say.

OP was legit.






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jeffsdad
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


Thought the list was funny.





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harry coleman beast
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You know you're an ole miss fan if...



Your favorite teams practice squad beat LSU this year...






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eelsuee
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


When AJ McCarron was in a jet ski accident and doctors told his parents he would have permanent brain damage. Is that the point they knew he would be a star football player for Alabama?


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Gray Tiger
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re: You know you're an ole miss fan if...


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You spill the ranch dressing from your piggly wiggly sandwich tray on your walmart khakis because you drank too many zimas while partying in the Grove.







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The Mick
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This is awesome..





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