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Signs your team is in a horrible bowl

Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:44 pm
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8484 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:44 pm
1. There's a female commentator

2. The NFL logo is more visible than the bowl logo.

3. The game is being held in a baseball stadium.

4. Your QB is sent home for peeing off a balcony
Posted by LSUtoOmaha
Nashville
Member since Apr 2004
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Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75388 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8484 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:47 pm to
The following items are in the players "swag" bag:

Toothpaste

Toothbrush

Dental floss
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86438 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:47 pm to
It's sponsored by some sort of lawncare product

It's snowing

You can't remember what city you're playing in
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8484 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:48 pm to
The city is above the Mason-Dixon Line
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123591 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:48 pm to
You turn it down because you'd rather play in the fricking heart of Dallas bowl.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82010 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:49 pm to
had to check out what 4 was about

quote:

BOISE, Idaho -- Boise State quarterback Joe Southwick says he was unfairly dismissed by the team from participating in Tuesday's Hawaii Bowl, arguing he was falsely accused of urinating from a hotel balcony.

Southwick, a senior who was sent home Friday by interim coach Bob Gregory shortly after the team arrived in Hawaii, took a polygraph test after returning to Boise in his bid to prove his innocence, KTVB reported Sunday.


quote:

Southwick said the results of the polygraph indicate he was telling the truth: He witnessed another player urinate off the balcony but didn't do it himself.
Posted by Doldil
The Ham
Member since Jan 2010
6214 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:50 pm to
stuck playing in your home stadium.
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8484 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:52 pm to
After winning the game, your fans chant "______ sucks". Fill in the blank with a team not even involved in the game.

(I'm referring to ULL fans chanting LSU sucks after beating Tulane)
Posted by boXerrumble
Member since Sep 2011
52279 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:52 pm to
Why did they dismiss him if he was innocent?
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

(I'm referring to ULL fans chanting LSU sucks after beating Tulane)




didn't happen
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:53 pm to
You're playing a Pac-12 team, and you're not in the BCS
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112553 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

I'm referring to ULL fans chanting LSU sucks after beating Tulane)


which is the equivalent of the bus driver in Billy Madison referring to his hook up with the teacher.
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8484 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

didn't happen


So this was all made up?

How do u know?

It would be impossible to be around every group of ULL fans after that game
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86438 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

Why did they dismiss him if he was innocent?


quote:

Southwick took a polygraph test after returning to Boise
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112553 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

So this was all made up?

How do u know?


we were there.
Posted by Ohiotigerfan
South of I-10
Member since Oct 2004
1270 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

1. There's a female commentator

2. The NFL logo is more visible than the bowl logo.

3. The game is being held in a baseball stadium.

4. Your QB is sent home for peeing off a balcony


5. Bowl is not La, Ca, AZ or FL
6. Bowl is prior to New Years Eve
7. Your opponent is a MAC or Sun Belt team
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33704 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 2:02 pm to
5. the highlight of the night is when Danica Patrick makes an appearance at halftime.

GODADDY!!!!!!!

Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79117 posts
Posted on 12/23/13 at 2:04 pm to
What the frick he took a polygraph for peeing?
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