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If Johnny Cash got a fuel pump, an engine and a trunk

Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:47 pm
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37760 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:47 pm
The first two days after he devised his plan to steal a vehicle from General Motors, he should have had enough shite to build his car in a matter of months. Instead it took him like 25 years. I don't get it.
Posted by TFTC
Chicago, Il
Member since May 2010
22284 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 1:48 pm to
Since those items came up missing after the first few days.... security really cracked down, hence his cautious approach afterwards...
This post was edited on 12/19/13 at 1:50 pm
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
5816 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 2:18 pm to
That car was one piece of shite...


I just want to know how they got the large pieces from the factory line to his friend's mobile home.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16210 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by hawkster
Member since Aug 2010
6229 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 2:40 pm to
What about how he survived falling into that ring of fire?
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37760 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Since those items came up missing after the first few days.... security really cracked down, hence his cautious approach afterwards...




That is a plausible explanation.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37760 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

What about how he survived falling into that ring of fire?




That was just a metaphor for June's vag.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101466 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 3:16 pm to
How did he end up in a California prison, for shooting a guy in Nevada?
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37334 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

That was just a metaphor for June's vag.


Vagina > anus. Fact.
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
12752 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 3:25 pm to
Was it a complete engine, or just the block, and he had to get pistons, valves, etc. later?
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37760 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Was it a complete engine, or just the block, and he had to get pistons, valves, etc. later?




Without being in his buddy's mo-bil home I can't say for sure. But I bet it was a complete engine. Minus probably the plugs and maybe the carb.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37760 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

How did he end up in a California prison, for shooting a guy in Nevada?




That's a good damn question. Maybe he had a bad arse custom made Johnny Cash's long range rifle, got him a good prop and tested the wind in Reno, and shot a feller across the border in Calli just to watch him die.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 5:41 pm to
Did he hang his head after watching this fellow die?
Posted by Shoulderchoke
Swamps of Lafourche
Member since Aug 2008
7838 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 6:18 pm to
Yea, but it didn't cost him a dime
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