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Mall Santa Busted For Groping Female Elf



NOVEMBER 25--A 62-year-old mall Santa Claus was arrested Saturday after allegedly pinching the buttocks of an 18-year-old woman who worked with him as an elf photographer, police report.

Herbert Jones was arraigned this morning in a Massachusetts court on an indecent assault and battery charge. Free on $1000 bail, Jones is next due in court on Christmas Eve on the felony count. A District Court judge directed Jones to stay out of the Hanover Mall, and barred him from dressing up as Santa Claus for the balance of the holiday season. LINK








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Cajun Revolution
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Sad Santa





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Scruffy
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Boooo.

So, when Scruffy gets old, he won't get to pinch the butts of random hot chicks like the old guys of the past?

Once again, Scruffy's generation gets screwed.



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Pectus
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He's putting elf on the shelf.





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Prior to the pinching, the woman told cops, Jones told her, “I wish you were a few years older and I was younger.





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Pectus
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See, now that's just cute.





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CJD4LSU
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No pics of the elf? I has a sad.





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TigerPanzer
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Pedelffilia.





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Scruffy
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Pedelffilia.
But the elf was 18. He'll probably be hit with sexual elfsault.






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Cajun Revolution
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This is a little much for a butt pinch IMO


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yellowfin
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Someone needs to let this guy know you have to be rich to get away with that at his age.





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Traffic Circle
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Maybe this is the right thing, maybe not. It's a slippery slope.





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Free on $1000 bail, Jones is next due in court on Christmas Eve on the felony count.


A felony? Seriously? Give me a break. What he did was wrong, but a felony?






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Dude just wanted her to taste his candy cane. I bet those green tights looked awesome.





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Tiger Ryno
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this guy did not learn from Mettenberger's mistakes





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A felony? Seriously? Give me a break. What he did was wrong, but a felony?



Yeah, apparently we love ruining people's lives over something as petty as pinching a girl's ass. I'm sure he'll have to walk around his neighborhood and tell everyone he's a sex offender now.






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Sorry for partying





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Pectus
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Yeah, apparently we love ruining people's lives over something as petty as pinching a girl's ass. I'm sure he'll have to walk around his neighborhood and tell everyone he's a sex offender now.


And then he'll kill himself.






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Tiger Ryno
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and then he'll kill himself


tis the season...and a happy new year






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Mindenfan
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The young woman should have slapped him and told Santa she would cut his nuts off if he touched her again. That would have been the end of the story.


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