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Best lines from Napoleon Dynamite

Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:27 pm
Posted by PortCityTiger24
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Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:27 pm
I'll start with an underrated one.

Kip, talking about the time machine - "It works, Napoleon. You don't even know!"

Posted by MrPackSix
Lakeview/God's Country
Member since Oct 2009
8220 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:31 pm to
"Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak" -

Napoleon telling Uncle Rico he has to go home
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72061 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

Best lines from Napoleon Dynamite
The End
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:35 pm to
is anyone else here? I'm trying to raise money for college


YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50249 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:36 pm to
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The End
Scruffy shouldn´t be like that.

Were he to have had a Napoleon Dynamite freak explain all the nuances, akin to the coddling which first timers who are contemplating viewing The Big Lebowski get, Scruffy too, may have something to add.

Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72061 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:38 pm to
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Were he to have had a Napoleon Dynamite freak explain all the nuances, akin to the coddling which first timers who are contemplating viewing The Big Lebowski get, Scruffy too, may have something to add.


Why do I feel like I was just mentally raped?
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
20255 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:42 pm to
Grandma broke her coccyx
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:47 pm to
good one
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50249 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:47 pm to
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Scruffy
I dig your schtict on the OT, it´s a smile. Felt it was apropo. I thought this was a stupid arse movie, until I relented to the constant pressure of my sister, and did enjoy it (somewhat).

Posted by 2close2Gainesville
Huge
Member since Sep 2008
4795 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:50 pm to
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TH03


Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:56 pm to
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
Posted by 2close2Gainesville
Huge
Member since Sep 2008
4795 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:04 pm to
My cousin picked up his brother-in-law from Memphis airport last week (cut off his head for privacy)

Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:05 pm to
Uncle Rico- "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"

Kip- "don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

My personal favorites
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:07 pm to
Posted by SirRohantheDefender
Member since Aug 2005
14788 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:10 pm to
Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. - Kip
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50249 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:14 pm to
Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:17 pm to
I'm just a little T Oed she hasn't sent me a full body shot yet
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:17 pm to
I like her bangs
Posted by FloridianDog
Member since May 2013
357 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:19 pm to
glad to see some love for ND. ive always seen it blasted on here
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50249 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:29 pm to

quote:

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."



Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
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