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Man buys house next to ex-wife and puts up gigantic middle finger statue



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This story is one that warms the blackened, icy hearts of the Odd News team. In Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, Alan Markovitz, not satisfied with expressing his distaste for his ex-wife in just words, has bought and moved into a home that sits right next door to a house that’s occupied by…his ex-wife. That’s funny enough, but as WJBK Fox 2 points out, the cherry on top of this cupcake is an almost 12-foot high statue of a middle finger Markovitz put in his back yard, pointed toward his former love and her new boyfriend.




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Oh! Oh! And also! It has a spotlight that illuminates it during the evening.




Kashonly?



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SEClint
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Jet12
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Funny.

Still, sad how when a lot of adults divorce they turn into 8-year-olds fighting on a playground.






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heard about this on the radio this morning, but never went to check out the pics





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Like a boss!!





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Well done Alan






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This is the type of thing that crosses your mind for maybe 5 seconds, not the type of thing you do.





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I can see why she left him.





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stout
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I can see why she left him.




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A private message, however, would be out of character for Mr. Markovitz. He’s quite the deal in Detroit. As this Deadline Detroit article summarizes in its first paragraph, “He's been shot twice, and he once was the target of a murder contract. He wrote an autobiography and bought and sold 11 local topless clubs…He once used a chimp in an act with predictably strange results.” And that’s not it.






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Hew basically makes himself look like the arse here.





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Jet12
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Hew basically makes himself look like the arse here.


It's not always JUST the ex-wife who's a bitch.






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It's not always JUST the ex-wife who's a bitch


Women have finally found that one guy.






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Money well spent. Ain't got no love for dem ho's. G's up ho's down.



















Just kidding lurking wife.






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awesome





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A private message, however, would be out of character for Mr. Markovitz. He’s quite the deal in Detroit. As this Deadline Detroit article summarizes in its first paragraph, “He's been shot twice, and he once was the target of a murder contract. He wrote an autobiography and bought and sold 11 local topless clubs…He once used a chimp in an act with predictably strange results.” And that’s not it.

This dude sounds like someone I'd like to hang out with.






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Genius





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THAT IS AWESOME!





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