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LSUEEAlum
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Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?

I'll start. Pulled fire alarm at church this morning.


BowlJackson
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
I don't have kids but my mother loves to tell the story of being in the grocery store with 4 yr old me and me very loudly asking about the music playing in the store "Mom, is this black people music?"


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Pectus
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
LOL. That was you?


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Sinister1
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Member since Dec 2007
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
I was in the grocery with my 2 year old daughter and we walked by an Indian family. Dot not feather. My daughter yells out loudly as we walk by "Daddy why does that lady have a mustache?"


Greengirl
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Member since Dec 2011
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
Look on the bright side. By time they get to middle school, you'll be able to embarrass them, usually by existing.

I have too many things to list about my son, who is now actually a decent, self-supporting person in his mid-thirties, but one time I took him shopping in an electronics store and he ran through the aisles while I chased him. He thought it was a wonderful game. I didn't feel the same. Finally I got so frustrated I sat down on the floor and started to cry. That got his attention; he came over to see what was going on and I was able to grab him and carry him out of the store.

The funny thing is, when he was in his teens and early twenties, whenever my son saw a child misbehaving he'd say, "Tell me I was never that bad" and my response was always, "So you're telling me to lie."
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FLBooGoTigs1
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
My 4 year old son pulled down his pants at wallyworld and took a piss right in the entrance. Not my fondest moment. I did ask him is your mother or father around here. I dont think i fooled anybody though.


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shutterspeed
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TX
Member since May 2007
36141 posts

re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
Haha. Mine pulled the fire alarm at the Picadillys. Took what seemed like 5 minutes to turn it off too.


RebelOP
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Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
11061 posts

re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
A friend's kid took a piss at the top of one of the slides on the playground, just so she could watch it go down. It was hilarious, he was so embarrassed.


shaqtaw
Member since Oct 2009
949 posts

re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
My daughter asked why were we the only white people in Golden Corral. She said this very loud and everyone started staring at us.

Another one, we were in line at Walmart and there was a 500 pound man behind us so she looked at him and said you have a big belly.


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GeauxCJ82
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ATL
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
One of my kids called a necklace a "nicca" numerous times in public when she was younger. Went over great with the AA crowd.


Gorilla Ball
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Red Stick
Member since Feb 2006
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
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Look on the bright side. By time they get to middle school, you'll be able to embarrass them, usually by existing. I have too many things to list about my son, who is now actually a decent, self-supporting person in his mid-thirties, but one time I took him shopping in an electronics store and he ran through the aisles while I chased him. He thought it was a wonderful game. I didn't feel the same. Finally I got so frustrated I sat down on the floor and started to cry. That got his attention; he came over to see what was going on and I was able to grab him and carry him out of the store. The funny thing is, when he was in his teens and early twenties, whenever my son saw a child misbehaving he'd say, "Tell me I was never that bad" and my response was always, "So you're telling me to lie."


great story. my kids have done some funny and embarrassing stuff - I could write a book.
my younger brother turned off the escalator at the old sears building on Fla blvd - giving away my age.


Bama and Beer
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
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was in the grocery with my 2 year old daughter and we walked by an Indian family. Dot not feather. My daughter yells out loudly as we walk by "Daddy why does that lady have a mustache?"
I did the exact same thing



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madamsquirrel
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
Friend of mine was grocery shopping on the dog food aisle with her son when they ran into their pastor. Pastor was asking the boy about his dog when he proudly told the pastor "my dad calls him a peckerwood".


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GeauxWrek
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One of my kids called a necklace a "nicca" numerous times in public when she was younger. Went over great with the AA crowd.
you hang out alcoholics?


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theantiquetiger
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Dutchtown
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
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great story. my kids have done some funny and embarrassing stuff - I could write a book. my younger brother turned off the escalator at the old sears building on Fla blvd - giving away my age.


I pee'd in a floor model display toilet in the exact same store - giving away my age.


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TigerTattle
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Out of Town
Member since Sep 2007
5244 posts

re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?

In a small store near the front glass with my daughter, who couldn't make the "tr" sound. She points toward the parking lot and says, "Vuck, Daddy! Vuck!"



Minnesota Tiger
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Member since Oct 2005
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
A guy in Town lost his arm and an eye in an accident and he wears an eye patch and a claw for a hand. My 2 year old saw him and loudly asked "Mom... is that the bad guy?"


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NoHoTiger
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Member since Nov 2006
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
My friend's little girl took off her diaper after her nap and "painted" the wall with her poop. She found it when I got there to babysit.


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Greengirl
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Member since Dec 2011
5856 posts

re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
My sister used to say "fwuck" for "truck".


TigerTattle
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Out of Town
Member since Sep 2007
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re: Most embarrassing thing your baby/toddler has done?
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My sister used to say "fwuck" for "truck".
And if she was like my daughter, she would say it at the most inappropriate times lol


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