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Von Miller attempted to cheat NFL drug test

Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:31 am
Posted by droman225
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:31 am
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ESPN SportsCenter - Broncos LB Von Miller attempted to cheat NFL drug test with help of collector, sources tell ESPN
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:32 am to
We all know he tried to cheat it. It's the reason why he was nearly suspended for the season.
Posted by The Egg
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Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:32 am to
AGGIE HONOR CODE!!!
Posted by tigerbait3488
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:37 am to
If true, he will be done for yr
Posted by Sophandros
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:42 am to
They should do a Sports Science segment on that...
Posted by Nonetheless
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:42 am to
No. The NFL knew about this when they suspended him.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:43 am to
Wow. Absolutely awful.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:46 am to
quote:

with help of collector
I have a feeling this happens more often than we'd like to believe
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Member since Aug 2003
47121 posts
Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:48 am to
Did he use a Whizzinator like Onterrio Smith?

It was basically a dildo that you could pull out that had a pouch of clean piss attached to it.

Smith was busted when he was caught going through airport screening with it.
This post was edited on 9/22/13 at 9:50 am
Posted by COTiger
Colorado
Member since Dec 2007
16842 posts
Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:49 am to
TJ ripped him on the NFL pregame show. His leash just got shortened to about a foot. He better get used to pissing in a bottle with 6 people watching him.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33793 posts
Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:54 am to
Was there money involved? If not, Miller is an idiot. Make it worth the guy's while. If so, the collector is a square. Who cares if an NFL player cheats on a drug test?
Posted by COTiger
Colorado
Member since Dec 2007
16842 posts
Posted on 9/22/13 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Who cares if an NFL player cheats on a drug test?

The NFL does.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28026 posts
Posted on 9/22/13 at 10:02 am to
quote:

Did he use a Whizzinator like Onterrio Smith?

It was basically a dildo that you could pull out that had a pouch of clean piss attached to it.

Smith was busted when he was caught going through airport screening with it.


this story never gets old.
Posted by 1999
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 10:09 am to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 10:11 am to
He looks so smart with those glasses, but he does a lot of stupid shite.
Posted by Sophandros
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 10:12 am to
There is so much that is awesome about that story.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33793 posts
Posted on 9/22/13 at 10:12 am to
quote:

The NFL does


No they don't. If the whole league came up clean do you think they would strengthen testing methods to catch the cheaters, or do you think they'd puff out their chest about how they've cleaned up the league and wait for their pats on the back?
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 10:12 am to
Tried to sneak in a jizz jar instead?
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 9/22/13 at 10:14 am to
quote:

Tried to sneak in a jizz jar instead?
ISWYDT
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66380 posts
Posted on 9/22/13 at 10:17 am to
This is what got him suspended

Guy I worked out with that played in the nfl said a lot of players would drop 50k per test to have it come up clean
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