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Zimbabwean cricketer spends entire night with 8ft crocodile hidden under his bed







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Sounds like the stuff of nightmares -

Guy Whittall will certainly be checking for 'monsters' underneath his bed, after waking up to find an eight foot crocodile hiding just inches from where he slept.

The 330lbs giant had sneaked into the Humani lodge, Zimbabwe and spent the entire night lying quietly, just fractions beneath an oblivious Mr Whittall.

The beast had managed to stay hidden for more than eight hours overnight.

The following morning Mr Whittall had even perched on the edge of his bed, with his feet dangling over the edge, just inches from the crocodile's face, as he organised his day.

But the 40-year-old remained oblivious to his uninvited guest and was only alerted when he was enjoying some breakfast in the kitchen and heard the petrified screams of a housemaid.

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Guy is an international cricket player



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Elleshoe
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Nope. Nope. Nope.





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Teddy Ruxpin
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I'm reevaluating a future trip to Africa until I can secure myself from river monsters.





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Bluefin
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frickin Africa. I swear.





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danfraz
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Frick all of that, just no





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TigerPox
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And this is another reason why I don't sleep with my bedroom door open.





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shinerfan
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He has a sort of sly grin in that first pic.





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tigerinthebueche
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You would think Guy Whittal would have smelled that stinky bastard at some point and investigated. Must've been drunk and passed out not to notice something out of place.





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eddieray
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My arms are allergic to alligator and crocodile bites





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burn down the house. It's the only realistic solution.





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BCMCubs
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Screw. That.





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The 330lbs giant





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Not a tree-shaka



FIFY






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My arms are allergic to alligator and crocodile bites






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okietiger
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had sneaked


That's some serious writing skill there. How about 'snuck' author?






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TJGator1215
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HOLY. shite. NO. NO. NO.





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how badasss is that motherfricker just dragging it out barehanded.






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That's some serious writing skill there. How about 'snuck' author?


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Sneaked is the traditional past tense and past participle of sneak. Snuck is new, originating in the U.S. in the early 20th century, but it has become remarkably common across all main English varieties.






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