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Jerry Jones has 40 year old brain!
Posted on 8/29/13 at 5:37 am
Posted on 8/29/13 at 5:37 am
Breaking in the Dallas Morning News today:
"I’ve been told that I have, by CAT Scans, that it’s like the brain of a 40-year-old,” Jones crowed. “…The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’”
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"I’ve been told that I have, by CAT Scans, that it’s like the brain of a 40-year-old,” Jones crowed. “…The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’”
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Posted on 8/29/13 at 7:57 am to SaintEB
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Jerry Jones has 4 year old brain!
FIFY
Posted on 8/29/13 at 8:22 am to bountyhunter
quote:
Jerry Jones has a 4" penis
FIFY
Posted on 8/29/13 at 8:30 am to XKEnut
Is it common of 40 year olds to be too stubborn to let go of a piece of shite qb?
Posted on 8/29/13 at 8:34 am to XKEnut
Doc probably confused Jerry's brain with his prostate. Easy mistake to make.
Posted on 8/29/13 at 9:07 am to XKEnut
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Jerry Jones has 40 year old brain of a meth addict.
FIFY
Posted on 8/29/13 at 9:12 am to XKEnut
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Jerry Jones has 40 year old brain!
this explains a lot.
In 1989 when he bought the Cowboys he had a 16 year old brain. So for at least 10 years he was making decisions like kids 16-26 make.
Posted on 8/29/13 at 9:25 am to Tigertown in ATL
No one gets brain ct scans for the hell of it unless they just enjoy exposing their body to tons of radiation.
Posted on 8/29/13 at 10:25 am to Gtothemoney
quote:okay, so, he has a big whacker.
Jerry Jones has a 4" penis
Posted on 8/29/13 at 10:26 am to XKEnut
I love Jerry Jones, he is my favorite owner
I hope he runs the Cowboys forever
I hope he runs the Cowboys forever
Posted on 8/29/13 at 10:30 am to XKEnut
Well I guess his 40 year-old can chill in cryogenesis with ole Walt Disney since Jerry has an 80 year-old body.
Posted on 8/29/13 at 10:49 am to Tigertown in ATL
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this explains a lot. In 1989 when he bought the Cowboys he had a 16 year old brain. So for at least 10 years he was making decisions like kids 16-26 make.
That wouldn't really explain a lot considering how good they were during those years.
Posted on 8/29/13 at 10:57 am to lsu480
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That wouldn't really explain a lot considering how good they were during those years.
Jimmy was his daddy during those years.
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