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Jerry Jones has 40 year old brain!

Posted on 8/29/13 at 5:37 am
Posted by XKEnut
Member since Jan 2010
1852 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 5:37 am
Breaking in the Dallas Morning News today:

"I’ve been told that I have, by CAT Scans, that it’s like the brain of a 40-year-old,” Jones crowed. “…The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’”

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Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
22637 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 5:49 am to
Wrong board bro.
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
6325 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 7:57 am to
quote:

Jerry Jones has 4 year old brain!


FIFY
Posted by Gtothemoney
Da North Shore
Member since Sep 2012
17713 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 8:22 am to
quote:

Jerry Jones has a 4" penis


FIFY
Posted by boXerrumble
Member since Sep 2011
52279 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 8:24 am to
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 8:30 am to
Is it common of 40 year olds to be too stubborn to let go of a piece of shite qb?
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 8:34 am to
Doc probably confused Jerry's brain with his prostate. Easy mistake to make.
Posted by charlieg14
Member since Mar 2006
3076 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 9:02 am to
Egotistical SOB.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18754 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 9:07 am to
quote:

Jerry Jones has 40 year old brain of a meth addict.


FIFY
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29150 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 9:12 am to
quote:

Jerry Jones has 40 year old brain!


this explains a lot.

In 1989 when he bought the Cowboys he had a 16 year old brain. So for at least 10 years he was making decisions like kids 16-26 make.
Posted by saderade
America's City
Member since Jul 2005
25730 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 9:25 am to
No one gets brain ct scans for the hell of it unless they just enjoy exposing their body to tons of radiation.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66890 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 9:42 am to
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89831 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 9:44 am to
Jerruh is such a buffoon.
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14329 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Jerry Jones has a 4" penis
okay, so, he has a big whacker.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141660 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 10:26 am to
I love Jerry Jones, he is my favorite owner

I hope he runs the Cowboys forever
Posted by A2
NoVa
Member since Nov 2012
1425 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 10:30 am to
Well I guess his 40 year-old can chill in cryogenesis with ole Walt Disney since Jerry has an 80 year-old body.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 10:49 am to
quote:

this explains a lot. In 1989 when he bought the Cowboys he had a 16 year old brain. So for at least 10 years he was making decisions like kids 16-26 make.


That wouldn't really explain a lot considering how good they were during those years.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66890 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 10:57 am to
quote:

That wouldn't really explain a lot considering how good they were during those years.



Jimmy was his daddy during those years.
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