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TigerinATL
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Pelicans job opening for the stat junkies



Anyone want to be Loomis' errand boy?

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Basketball Operations Strategic Analyst – New Orleans Pelicans (Metairie, LA)

Overall Purpose: This position provides assistance to the Director of Basketball Operations in providing statistical analyses of player personnel and coaching efforts.

Responsibilities:

• Assists the Director of Basketball Operations in creating reports on salary cap situations around the league, including all trade implications
• Provides statistical analysis for both personnel and coaching decisions
• Conducts ad hoc research projects
• Provides administrative support for the department
• Run daily errands/tasks for the department
• Other duties as assigned

Criteria/Qualifications:

The Basketball Operations Strategic Analyst will have:
• Ability to effectively communicate using written and verbal skills.
• Strong proficiency in spreadsheet, word processing computer software, use of email and the internet, composing a variety of business documents, gathering and compiling data.
• Excellent organizational skills and detail oriented.
• College degree preferred with emphasis in finance, math, or statistics.
• Valid Driver’s License and clean driving record

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Chad504boy
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quail man
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• Valid Driver’s License and clean driving record








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Chad504boy
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• Ability to effectively communicate using written and verbal skills.


<--------#POSTCOUNTBOOM






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HeadyBrosevelt
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No criminal background check?

I'm in!






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JayJay2
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Stat junkies, not junkies in general.





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TigerinATL
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<--------#POSTCOUNTBOOM


Your job will primarily be to communicate with restaurants as you're driving around town picking up his favorite food. He only needs a few trade ideas so when he has meetings with Demps he can look like he's paying attention to the Pelicans instead of devoting all of his time to his real job GMing the Saints.






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quail man
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well shit, the Fletch should apply. probably more suitable to his level than his current job





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LosLobos111
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I would love too





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c on z
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How much does this job pay?





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quail man
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free heat tickets





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c on z
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• Provides statistical analysis for both personnel and coaching decisions


Your chances of winning are greater when AD is on the floor in winnable 4th quarters.

I accept the job.



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How much does this job pay?


This is what I would like to know as well






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Chair
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Is this on the actual Pelicans website ?





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TigerinATL
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Yes. LINK





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Cap Crunch
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I think the Flight Krewe looks more fun





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TigerinATL
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I don't know. If you were Loomis' errand boy you could probably start posting with RANDOM capitilization and end posts with a CATCH PHRASE. And we'd all help with the new job, statistical analysis for inside info.





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Cap Crunch
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Yeah, but t-shirt cannons...





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Chair
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Any serious guesses about what the pay is?





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