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Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


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A Hamilton man repeatedly arrested for public indecency has again been indicted after a child saw him engaging in sex with a rubber raft last month, according to police.

Edwin Charles Tobergta, 34, of 1320 Harmon Ave., was arrested June 17 for allegedly stepping out his back door naked at about 1:20 p.m. and having “sexual relations with a rubber pool float,” according to the Hamilton police report.




What is happening to people? People are going off the deep end.







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JEAUXBLEAUX
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


Ha ha deep end Pool reference





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Displaced
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


i bet he has a pull out couch at home too.





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brewhan davey
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


anything with a crease

amirite?






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Bluefin
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


This article is just blowing hot air, and is blown entirely out of proportion.





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coonass27
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What is happening to people? People are going off the deep end.




they are going IN the deep end






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tidalmouse
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


I think that charge might stick.





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ShoeBang
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


when you're going to act inappropriately , you might as well jump in feet first and frick a pool toy


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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


The raft is a sucker for blow jobs.





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coonass27
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


If it floats, it pokes


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sicboy
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Missionary is the only safe position in this situation.





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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


The raft was asking for it.





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JEAUXBLEAUX
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


Is this illegal anyway? Did the raft file a complaint?





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Ace Midnight
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He probably has an inflated ego, too.





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PhiTiger1764
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anything with a crease amirite?

You're not wrong.






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peopleschamp
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


I bet his alibi won't hold water or float.





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LSUJuice
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The raft is really the one who gets the shaft in all of this.





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tgrbaitn08
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


Imagine how deflated his family must be





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ksayetiger
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


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The witness, who was the owner of the raft, 


I think he could just keep the raft if it was mine






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Post It Bandit
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"


$100 says he's stroked a pool noodle before





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