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Awkward moments at the movies
Posted on 6/13/13 at 9:20 am
Posted on 6/13/13 at 9:20 am
Had a few instances for me. First wasn't really awkward for me but for another guy. At the grand cinema to watch 300 (semi spoilers follow) with a buddy. There was a big hefty guy sitting one row in front of me and a few seats over. Once Theron insinuated he wanted to have sex with the queen he blurts out "Hehe, He wants a taste of the Kings Pie!" I didn't know I was watching a movie with a possible sex offender.
Another time, far more embarrassing for me. Pirates: Dead Man's Chest. Opening weekend on a Sunday after lunch. Got there late. Went in and saw the movie started with the scene in the bottom of the ship. I was going to depend on the light from the screen to light up the audience so I could see a seat but no dice. I look around a few seconds and see a seat up at the top middle. Walk up, slide over and put my hands into the seat, only to find it's a kid. Apologize profusely. Walk down and see one up front from behind. Put my hands on the top of it to check and it's some woman's head. 0/2 so far. Then head up to the very front and proceed to watch half of the screen and it was terrible. Should have just left from the get go.
Another time, far more embarrassing for me. Pirates: Dead Man's Chest. Opening weekend on a Sunday after lunch. Got there late. Went in and saw the movie started with the scene in the bottom of the ship. I was going to depend on the light from the screen to light up the audience so I could see a seat but no dice. I look around a few seconds and see a seat up at the top middle. Walk up, slide over and put my hands into the seat, only to find it's a kid. Apologize profusely. Walk down and see one up front from behind. Put my hands on the top of it to check and it's some woman's head. 0/2 so far. Then head up to the very front and proceed to watch half of the screen and it was terrible. Should have just left from the get go.
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Posted on 6/13/13 at 9:22 am to LE610N
rape scene in the girl with the dragon tattoo sitting by my feminist-leaning mother and sister
Posted on 6/13/13 at 9:23 am to LE610N
Trying to concentrate on a movie while an obvious mouse is rummaging around in the trash under the seats
Posted on 6/13/13 at 9:30 am to LE610N
Hearing the N word over a million times while being the only white kids in a seemingly all black viewing of Django Unchained.
Posted on 6/13/13 at 9:31 am to LE610N
Was at the Rave. Got up to go use the bathroom in the middle of the movie and got my feet got tangled up with two people and I lost my balance. To keep from busting my butt I instinctively reached down to brace myself. Unfortunately my hand landed on some dudes crotch. It took me about 3 seconds to regain my balance so I had to Push myself off of his crotch to stand back up. I was so embarrassed and considered not returning to the seat
Posted on 6/13/13 at 10:09 am to LE610N
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Should have just left from the get go.
Should have stayed in the arcade area for an hour until the next showing started then go into that one
Posted on 6/13/13 at 10:54 am to Bluefin
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Hearing the N word over a million times while being the only white kids in a seemingly all black viewing of Django Unchained.
This happened to a lot of people I bet. Definitely happened to me.
Posted on 6/13/13 at 12:44 pm to LE610N
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Put my hands on the top of it to check and it's some woman's head. 0/2 so far.
is where I spit my mint at the screen
Posted on 6/13/13 at 12:54 pm to LE610N
Watching "This Is It" next to a woman who was sobbing uncontrollably, all while loudly pleading with MJ to do the moonwalk during the Billie Jean scene.
Posted on 6/13/13 at 1:02 pm to LE610N
I went and saw Blade 2 at midnight when it opened at midnight that particular weekend. There was NO ONE in the theater except for me, my friend, and some young couple. They went and sat at the top while we were dead center. I started to hear moaning sounds halfway through the movie and sure enough, they started to frick. It was literally hardcore exobitionist style on the top row. The chick was pretty hot too.
It was fricking awesome.
It was fricking awesome.
Posted on 6/13/13 at 1:15 pm to Bluefin
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Hearing the N word over a million times while being the only white kids in a seemingly all black viewing of Django Unchained.
I went and watched "Rosewood" with 2 of my black friends my senior year of HS. I could barely look them in the eye on the way home. BUT on the flip side, I went with both of them to see "I got the hook-up" not long after and they could barely look me in the eye on the way home, since it set black people back like 15 years or so.
Posted on 6/13/13 at 1:27 pm to Michael J Cocks
Went to see American Gangster.
Was running about 10 minutes late, thought I might miss the first couple minutes. Anyway I go to the theater they direct me to and the movie is started.
***SPOILER*** Kind of
I walk in during the scene at the boxing fight where Russel Crow 'realizes' who Denzell is. It seems like it might be the start of the movie to me, I'm picking up a few things. Watch the movie and credits roll. I look down at my watch, look at my buddy and say 'damn dude, this movie was like an hour long what the frick'. Guy next to me says, "Umm, you walked in halfway through. I was wondering what you were doing but figured I'd mind my own business"
Went back and watched the first half of the next showing.
Was running about 10 minutes late, thought I might miss the first couple minutes. Anyway I go to the theater they direct me to and the movie is started.
***SPOILER*** Kind of
I walk in during the scene at the boxing fight where Russel Crow 'realizes' who Denzell is. It seems like it might be the start of the movie to me, I'm picking up a few things. Watch the movie and credits roll. I look down at my watch, look at my buddy and say 'damn dude, this movie was like an hour long what the frick'. Guy next to me says, "Umm, you walked in halfway through. I was wondering what you were doing but figured I'd mind my own business"
Went back and watched the first half of the next showing.
Posted on 6/13/13 at 2:02 pm to TexasTiger1185
oh shite you just made me remember one. My grandma used to take me and my little cousin to the movies like once a week during the summers. Anyway she took us to see Young Guns 2, and she was maybe just as big of a fan of YG1 as I was. So if you'll remember in YG2 at the beginning that lawyer was driving out to White Sands New Mex to meet "Brushy Bill Roberts".... Well I guess none of us figured there'd be cars involved in this movie since we just assumed this was an 1800's setting. So she just stood up saying "Oh shite, oh shite wrong movie" (really fricking loud too, people were like shushing us and shite)... We then walked out to find the "right" screen for YG2, taking at least 10 to 15 mins until a theater employee finally ushered us back in swearing to us that this was indeed the right movie. We then had to sit on the front fricking row and the whole time I'm just thinking there had to be some hot chicks sitting behind me watching my 11 year old arse make a complete fool of myself. With my grandma Posted on 6/14/13 at 4:08 pm to jeff5891
Moved in to kiss my date and we slammed heads.
Posted on 6/14/13 at 6:15 pm to LE610N
Went to see Mississippi Burning and right at a pinnacle of intensity when Hackman grabs the balls of (Walking Dead's) Merle just after his N-word rant...
...a white guy and a black guy start fist fighting on the right aisle while I'm in the center section. It only lasted for like a minute before others broke it up, but it felt like forever, while I'm leaning left with the rest of the center section.
...a white guy and a black guy start fist fighting on the right aisle while I'm in the center section. It only lasted for like a minute before others broke it up, but it felt like forever, while I'm leaning left with the rest of the center section.
Posted on 6/14/13 at 6:28 pm to JabarkusRussell
I saw United 93 which was a very tense movie. During it, a fight broke out and there were loud screams and I thought it was someone making a statement with a terrorist attack during a 9/11 movie and sprinted out of the theater. Turns out it was simply Baton Rouge trash and they were taken away.
Turns out it was simply Baton Rouge trash and they were taken away.
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