Funny stuff

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and
Slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and
Proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I
Pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the
Weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly
Undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a
Different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband
Is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...