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52:41 A Good Day to Die Hard

Posted on 5/15/13 at 9:18 pm
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33659 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 9:18 pm
52:41

That's how long I made it before I finally shut down this catastrophe


I'm an in awe of just how terrible this movie was. And I like mindless entertainment that has no intrinsic artistic value. This was beyond simply terrible, the script alone wasnt worth worthy enough to be printed on a roll of Charmin.

how, Hollywood? how, Bruce? How in the everliving frick did this ever make it past treatment? It's been a long time since I just turned a movie off halfway thru. Had I not been messing around on the internet trying to find out how Mary Elizabeth Winstead got so fat (the only scene she was in, she look snake-bit) I assuredly would have stopped the movie earlier based on the dialogue alone.

what a shame
Posted by LE610N
Red Stick
Member since Feb 2013
1199 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 9:51 pm to
I'm on fricking vacation!
'twas a terrible movie.
This post was edited on 5/15/13 at 9:52 pm
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43836 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 9:56 pm to
Now I have to watch to beat your high score
Posted by Birdie King
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2013
8065 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:00 pm to
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52:41


That's how long I lasted with Looper
Posted by Morecowbell
Ravenite Social Club
Member since Jul 2005
3053 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:02 pm to
I haven't seen any of the new ones since "With A Vengeance", so I just looked them up. The last one had Justin Long and Kevin Smith? Woof. No thanks.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:06 pm to
The horrible thing about this film is that this was the first film in the franchise in which the script was intended to be a Die Hard film, all the others were written as something else or sequels to other films which were eventually adapted into the Die Hard franchise.

Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66441 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:17 pm to
Movies like that are why I have hope that my screenplay will get picked up
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:02 pm to
Aren't all the Die Hard films terrible?
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66441 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:03 pm to
1st one is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, action film(s) of all time. rest are meh
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115979 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:04 pm to
The first film is legitimately one of the greatest action films ever made. It transformed the genre.

So, you aren't too bright.
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
8710 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 1:21 am to
Bruce Willis should be tied up and dragged behind a truck for this.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33659 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:02 am to
obviously, the original was great, and I can even get behind 3 & 4, for mindless entertainment, they were great. The 2nd was....OK, still not a BAD movie

this most recent one: bad, like turd sandwich bad

I've never had any notion to attend a premiere, but I wish I would have been able to go to this one, just so I could watch the audience, I dont think an Oscar winner could honestly sit in a theater, watch this turd and shine it on
Posted by Tiger Voodoo
Champs 03 07 09 11(fack) 19!!!
Member since Mar 2007
21785 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 8:31 am to
quote:

I'm on fricking vacation! 



AND HE WASNT EVEN REALLY ON VACATION!!!!

He went there specifically to find and help his son!!

As if this steaming pile of shite needed anything tangible to make it any worse, but the constant use of that horribly misplaced line, stolen from fricking CITY SLICKERS btw, was just the most insulting part of the whole thing for me. Just showed the complete lack of effort put into the "script"/story.

I'm not sure I'll ever be able to enjoy a Bruce Willis movie again for staining the John Maclain character so shamefully.
Posted by CC
Western NY
Member since Feb 2004
14864 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 8:52 am to
What line was stolen from City Slickers?
Posted by Tiger Voodoo
Champs 03 07 09 11(fack) 19!!!
Member since Mar 2007
21785 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 9:01 am to
quote:

What line was stolen from City Slickers?


"I'M ON VACATION!!!!"





Mitch would say that line when he had to do anything gross or outdoorsy cause he was....... a CITY SLICKER. He ended up yelling it as the cow was dragging him after he walked over and placed the lasso over the cow's head instead of throwing the lasso.

It made perfect sense in that movie. In fricking Die Hard, when John specifically went to freaking Russia to search for and help his imprisoned terrorist son, not so much.
This post was edited on 5/16/13 at 9:03 am
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29395 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 10:22 am to
quote:

1st one is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, action film(s) of all time

Wow Carson. Every once in a while, you surprise me.

I enjoyed With a Vengeance if for no other reason than the rapport between Willis and Jackson. That was great stuff.
This post was edited on 5/16/13 at 10:24 am
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 6/9/13 at 3:58 pm to
just watched this movie and had to bump this thread just so I can say how terribly awful this piece of shite was. there were absolutely zero redeeming qualities about this movie and i'm one of the few who enjoyed live free or die hard. this was beyond the worst I could imagine. it appears someone had a lot of blank rounds and automobiles lying around that had to be disposed of so they decided to create this movie. AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL
This post was edited on 6/9/13 at 4:01 pm
Posted by LSUJuicer
Member since Jan 2013
3356 posts
Posted on 6/9/13 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Movies like that are why I have hope that my screenplay will get picked up


So it's not the money?
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 6/9/13 at 4:08 pm to
My best picture movie so far
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 6/9/13 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

My best picture movie so far


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