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TigerHam85
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I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


So they hire these fricktards to get this huge job out, and we still won't get it out because of poor management above my level. Anyways, they're absolutely useless and dumb.

Yesterday when an alarm went off from someone trying to get in the gate, I told one of them that was the fire alarm and he needed to run out back and wait by the pond. He stood out there for 10 minutes until I told him everything was clear.

Got any ideas that won't get me killed?

TIA








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Wooly
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Dip your dick in their hot coffee





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lsuwontonwrap
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Put his stapler in jello.





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TigerHam85
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


You're the only fricking person I was hoping wouldn't reply.





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Wooly
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Dick





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TH03
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Our temps just scan stuff. If I'm bored, I'll say there are pages missing so they have to rescan thousands of pages





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crimsonsaint
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


quote:

Yesterday when an alarm went off from someone trying to get in the gate, I told one of them that was the fire alarm and he needed to run out back and wait by the pond. He stood out there for 10 minutes until I told him everything was clear.


You seem like a cool guy.






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Placebeaux
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Put AIR on a plastic bottle and tell them to go to (whereever) to get it filled.





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Wooly
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Get a huge report and take all the pages out of order and make them put them in order





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TigerHam85
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Meh, I've been told that once or twice.





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Topwater Trout
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


quote:

they hire these fricktards to get this huge job out,


quote:

we still won't get it out because of poor management


Practical jokes should get the job done






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NoHoTiger
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


quote:

Anyways, they're absolutely useless and dumb.

Not sure how you come to this conclusion seeing as how you say the project won't get completed because upper management sucks. Being a temp is bad enough when you're trying to do the best you can not really knowing anyone or the company and then some frickwad like you decides to make it even worse.

I don't think you need any help in the jackass dept. You've got that pretty well covered.






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iAmBatman
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


tell him to go find the elbow grease or headlight fluid





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CocomoLSU
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Annoy-a-tron, obviously.





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BROffshoreTigerFan
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Switch their coffee to decaf for a few weeks. Then switch to expresso.





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jamboybarry
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Tell them they are now union and you're their rep

Then just generally frick with them






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Tiger4Ever
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


quote:

we still won't get it out because of poor management above my level


You sound like a no-responsibility-taking asshat, but I'm sure your company's failures are someone else's fault.






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Boudreaux35
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


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Annoy-a-tron, obviously.


We need another round of that thread!






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Bmath
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


quote:

Put his stapler in jello.


1) Rent seasons 1 & 2 of The Office.
2) Pay close attention to how Jim and Dwight interact
3) ???
4) Profit






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TigerHam85
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


I agree. However, if i wouldnt have found 1 of them sleeping on their second day in the break room I probably would be more open to them being good workers.

As for upper management, they saw 1.2m worth of work and jumped on it, without realizing that it would cost us 1.16m to complete the job entirely.

It was a bad business decision taking this job and the 10 minutes the temp worker spent by pond isn't going to change that.






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