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Patrick O Rly
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What I think Payton should do to motivate the team this year.


Lunch pails. Everybody get's one. Have to keep them with you at all times. Why? Getting back to work, that's why. First team meeting: Payton takes out the "Bring the Wood" bat from the 09 playoffs. Smashes all the lunch pails. Why? That gimmick shite doesn't work.

Everyone goes outside and throws their lunch pails in a hole. They bury them. No time for lunch. Hafta get back to work, but first a midnight jog through the woods. Why coach? What is this? Oh! Slavery. We have to come together as a team guys.

Everyone go back to dorms and sleep under "Do your job" blankets. #grindtime







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liquid rabbit
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April 1 would be a good date to buy lunch pails.


ETA: and send the rookies out to get their free turkey to put in the pail.



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Patrick O Rly
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re: What I think Payton should do to motivate the team this year.


How did you get your rabbit to do that?







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liquid rabbit
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To do what?





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TigerStick
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You forgot that he should measure the practice field, and show it's 100yds. Same as the real game field.







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Hoodoo Man
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LINK





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SaintLSUnAtl
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re: What I think Payton should do to motivate the team this year.


What if we let them get in a bar fight and they spend the night in jail with each other? Then they would learn 'Heart'. This team needs 'Heart' to win!






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Patrick O Rly
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They bought a domain name for that?





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Hoodoo Man
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I suppose so.

It's pretty much the greatest site ever.






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Zoltan
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What if we let them get in a bar fight and they spend the night in jail with each other? Then they would learn 'Heart'. This team needs 'Heart' to win!








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Chad504boy
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re: What I think Payton should do to motivate the team this year.


i've never brought a lunch pail to work.





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LosLobos111
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re: What I think Payton should do to motivate the team this year.


How is fay shell lately?





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Patrick O Rly
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re: What I think Payton should do to motivate the team this year.


Bad. She cleared her cache and forgot her facebook password. Hasn't played Bubble Safari for 3 days.





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goatmilker
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What I think Payton should do to motivate the team this year


After about one week when camp is still all fresh and fun, everyone feeling all giddy and good about themselves cut 4-5 guys.







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Midget Death Squad
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BilJ
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oh patrick you sure are crazy!!





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Putty
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i've never brought a lunch pail to work.


Good point. They should put stale pastries in the kitchen and half-empty bottles of salad dressing in the fridge instead.







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OldSouth
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re: What I think Payton should do to motivate the team this year.


Draft Mingo and cut him as soon as he gets off the plane in New Orleans to show that no one is safe.





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Maximus
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then we'll have deuce lead us out onto the field, but just before the crowd notices him reggie bush will fly past him to hog the spotlight holding his lunchbox high in the air.


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