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foshizzle
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Why didnt you just stick your hand down her pants or somethin.


With a latex glove maybe (aka hand condom).






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NastyTiger
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Well why did u show up without weed when you clearly said you smoked??





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Paige
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I think he meant she was disappointed that he doesn't smoke

Paging nurse and her duck story



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jimbeam
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I got an std one yime





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CoCo311
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Paging nurse and her duck story


?? Oh, I need to hear that.

I only had positive experiences, though I only went on three dates before I met my husband.
Never, EVER, go to someone's house on the first meeting!!! Scary!






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NoHoTiger
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Worst blind date story. I ended up giving a free therapy session. One of the reasons I don't mention too early on my background. And you know it's going to be bad night when you order a beer and HE orders a white Zinfandel...at a sports bar. Last time that particular friend set me up on a blind date.





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ctiger69
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I only had positive experiences, though I only went on three dates before I met my husband. Never, EVER, go to someone's house on the first meeting!!! Scary!


Ughhh, I'm the dude and she was a slender woman. I think I was ok. Also, I'm getting ripped on my flower which I normally don't do.

As a woman do you like it when guys do stuff like that??






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Walt OReilly
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have you tried online dating before Paige?





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Paige
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stuff like what?





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NoHoTiger
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Yes I like flowers. I think that was a classy move. I had one boyfriend who brought flowers on a regular basis. Sometimes the boxed dozen roses variety and sometimes picked from his mom's garden. I always thought it was a nice gesture.





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ctiger69
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stuff like what?


read the sentence before that one.






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BowDownToLSU
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you should have pulled IT out...."It ain't gonna suck itself lady"





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Paige
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no, i haven't


i can't say for sure how i'd react since it's never happened, but it seems a little gay. plus i don't like flowers






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mcneil912
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Yeah the flower is kind of creepy IMO.

What's her number? Pics?






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CoCo311
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Ughhh, I'm the dude and she was a slender woman. I think I was ok. Also, I'm getting ripped on my flower which I normally don't do.


She still could have shot you in the face and stole your kidneys to sell on the black market. Don't you know bitches be crazy!

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As a woman do you like it when guys do stuff like that??


What? Bring me flowers? No, I hate that! I'd much prefer weed.
Of course we like flowers! Well, those of us who are reasonably normal.






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Walt OReilly
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no, i haven't



you just stick with TD right?






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LanceCriminal
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Why you guys flock to the LLOTOT for relationship advice is beyond me.





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Paige
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Of course we like flowers! Well, those of us who are reasonably normal.






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TigersRuleTheEarth
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I'm gonna make mine short.

I was on Match for a month and was already tired of it. I could meet a fattie at a bar if I wanted to.

Anyway a chick that signed up for the free weekend contacted me and I talked to her over the phone for a little while. Met her at a restaurant/bar for a drink in Laffy. She shows up coked-up then proceeds to share these stories with me:

1)She once one a wiener eating contest at Sturgis.
2) One time her dog got hit by a car but was saved until he ate the stitched out of his gut and then ate most of his own intestines.

I asked her if she was gonna continue on Match cause I sure as hell wasn't.






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Paige
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i've never dated anyone from td and don't plan on it





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