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DrTyger
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Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2009
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Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


She needs a little work on the rear end.

I'm thinking about trading her in for the newer model.

Yeah, it's got a hemi.

She looks even better covered in mud. (Actually, that one works.)

The older ones were just tougher.

Well, there's no tread left on those tires.

She'd look much better after a
lift.

I told all my friends just to get inside her.

Post your own....annnnnnnd go.



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Bama and Beer
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


She need her tires rotated





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Ole Geauxt
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KnowLa.
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


my truck has push button controls.





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Bigpoppat
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Drinking a Manhattan
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


When I'm in the mood to "go", my truck is never too tired to take me for a ride...





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TigerTatorTots
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


I just filled up her gas tank





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aVatiger
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


she has got a lot of miles on her





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LSU Tigershark
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


I love the twin turbos





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NimbleCat
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Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2007
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


All the Doors provide easy access on my truck.






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Bama and Beer
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


quote:

All the Doors provide easy access on my truck.







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JAB528
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The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


The interior is worn out.





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hogdaddy
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harvey
Member since Feb 2010
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


I have the key to turn her on when I want.







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weisertiger
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Lake Charles, LA
Member since Sep 2007
1636 posts

re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


It works....for now

She's good for what I use it for.

I would rather have gotten one that isn't quite as old






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Vol Fan in the Bayou
Tennessee Fan
Member since Nov 2009
4155 posts

re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


It was my grandfathers...then dads...now its mine...I hope to leave it to my son one day

Its making a sucking sound

Park it over card board because it makes it a lot easier to spot the leaks.






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Hammertime
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apples
Member since Jan 2012
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


Rode hard and put away wet.


Wait, never mind. That applies to both






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228Tiger
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Harrison County
Member since Feb 2012
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


My truck doesn't suck up that much fuel...





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El Josey Wales
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Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


That black thing is fine !





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Slickback
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Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


Mine is rough looking, but you should see my buddies. Tis fine and I want it.





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weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
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re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


It is necessary to change the transmission fluid and filter at 100,000 miles by dropping the transmission pan, replacing the filter and gasket, and filling with 4 quarts of Dexron / Mercon





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Yewkindewit
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Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
5179 posts

re: Things you can say about your truck, but not your gf/wife


I have to jump start her engine.

She overheats easily because of the chassis being heavy.






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Yeti
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I go to town in that thing at least once a day





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