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JOJO Hammer
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| Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 10:21 am)
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Sure, we've heard of grand theft auto. But what about grand theft donut? That's the best (or worst?) joke we could think of about the recent theft of a Krispy Kreme donut truck, which was loaded with the fried treats.
Police say James Freddy Major jumped into the truck as its driver unloaded a delivery at the Quick Stop convenience store at an Exxon gas station in Dacula, Ga. What followed was a nearly 15-mile chase by police down Highway 316 and Interstate 85, with Major reaching speeds of up to 70 miles per hour. He appeared to be under the influence at the time.
Major eventually drove himself into a dead end in a residential neighborhood, where he plowed into a mailbox before attempting to flee on foot. Police and K9 dogs soon caught up with him, and it was off to jail for Major.
According to local station WSB-TV, Quick Stop store worker Susan Patterson was flabbergasted by the whole thing. "Could you imagine going down the interstate and seeing the Krispy Kreme donut truck with the cops chasing behind it?" she said. "Flashing lights? What would you think?"
Shop owner Peter Thakkar at least had a sense of humor about the whole thing. "Nobody would like the donut that much he would steal the whole truck,” he told WSB-TV.
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rocket31 
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 10:22 am to JOJO Hammer)
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FelicianaTigerfan 
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 10:22 am to JOJO Hammer)
 This one is too easy. I give up
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DvlsAdvocat 
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 10:23 am to JOJO Hammer)
You only THOUGHT they went after Dorner hard...
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TigerStripes06
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 10:24 am to JOJO Hammer)
Something something a pack of cops pursuing a fricking donut truck at a high rate of speed...there's a joke here...I just can't see what it is.
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Fat and Happy
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 10:25 am to DvlsAdvocat)
The whole title takes all the fun out of it
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stonedbegonias 
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 10:25 am to JOJO Hammer)
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Krispy Kreme
Worst donut on the planet. You can feel your teeth dissolving as you chew them. I hope the truck was destroyed. 
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 10:26 am to stonedbegonias)
Dunkin Donuts >>>>>>>>>>>Krispy Kreme
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longhorn22 
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 10:29 am to JOJO Hammer)
this could get good
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crazytigerfan69
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 12:28 pm to WDE24)
Krispy Kreme fresh at the bakery (not the gas station crap)>>>>>>>>>>any other donut and it's not even close
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h0bnail 
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 12:39 pm to crazytigerfan69)
Word. Fresh Krispy Kremes are pretty much the best thing in the world.
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 12:44 pm to JOJO Hammer)
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seeing the Krispy Kreme donut truck with the cops chasing behind it
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 2:16 pm to JOJO Hammer)
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 10:08 pm to JOJO Hammer)
This happened about 10 years ago in Slidell too, except the donuts started flying out of the truck during the chase.
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molsusports
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/14/13 at 10:10 pm to JOJO Hammer)
any chance the thief did it just so the police would be on tape chasing a donut truck?
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Fleur de Tide
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| re: Krispy Kreme Truck Theft Results In High-Speed Police Chase (Posted on 2/15/13 at 6:53 am to molsusports)
That would be the most selfless act of comedy in the history of mankind. He would be my hero.
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