Got a very good lineup of miscreants today. First, we give props to "Father of the Year":
Brian Jackson of Duberly owes $122,938 in child support. Duberly is a very small town. Amazing that no one can find him. You go, Brian!
We also have a lot of alliteration this week that warrants its own category.
First/Middle Names:
Arenta .. he doesn't want to own his home. Darzavia .. a guy Shemetrius .. a girl. Darmaineya .. a guy Shantia ..a small wooden shack. Tyumelila .. this is a cough syrup. Naukwasha Shurnaye .. this is a cheap wine. Morgan Chase... this rich banker shoplifted $8 worth of Red Bull and $35 worth of Delsym Cough Syrup. Nice cocktail. Leeedgar .. need one more 'e.' Demenikus .. this is a Catholic Order of Monks. Herrnika . a pulled muscle. Labreeshyia .. an air freshener. Finell Dinell.. a type of stage lighting. Demoryon ... probably called 'moron' in grade school. Golanda .. this was a Japanese Movie Monster. Grape ... stole a lawn mower.
