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Friday Night OT joke thread..


Here you go,,

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A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and says, “I am the lucky leprechaun of the 13th hole. I’ll grant you
any wish.”

The player thought a bit and said, “Could you make me weeny a bit larger?”

“Wish granted.” says the leprechaun, as he skips away.

Well, by the time he got to the 14th tee it was showin’ below his shorts.

He continued his game and on the 15th hole it was draggin’ along behind him.

By the 18th he could hardly make it to the green.

He went straight to the pro shop and asked the pro how to fix it. He was told that legend has it, to see the leprechaun agian, you must go back and make another ace.

After purchasing five buckets of balls he made his way back to the 13th and frantically began hitting shot after shot until finally he made the hole-in-one.

Again the leprechaun jumped out saying, “I’ll grant you any wish.”

The player asked, “Could ya make me legs a bit longer?”







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Carson123987
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What is the difference between a rattlesnake and a condom?







I don't know cause I never frick with either!!






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My Joke





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My Joke








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This one had me rolling.


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mba29124


^dude's post count bumping






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Howard turned 90 and couldn't keep up the house anymore, so he moved into the senior citizen's center. Now as you know, at that age there's plenty of women for ever man, so Howard was quite a hit. But he didn't want any of that, he still remembered his Bessie, who'd died recently.

But he was still spry and able to take walks in the center's garden. One day he met Emma, sitting on a park bench. They got to talking and Emma asked him what he missed most.

He said "Sex!"

Emma said, "Why you old fossil, you couldn't even get it up!" Howard admitted that was true, but said he'd enjoy it if she just held his manhood for awhile. Shyly, she did just that. For the next four weeks they'd meet in the garden at 2pm for friendly reminiscing and the holding of Howard's member.

One day he didn't show up. Emma was frantic. Fearing the worst, she asked the staff if he'd taken ill, but no. Finally she paced around searching for Howard.

She found him in another part of the garden, seated on a bench with Audrey, the 86 year old newcomer. Audrey was holding his p*nis, which was as hard as a young man's.

Emma was furious. She chewed him out good and finished by saying "What's she got that I don't?"

Howard looked up at her, smiled, and said "Parkinson's."



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^dude's post count bumping


Says the guy on here for 8 months and has 3500 posts.






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Says the dude who's been here since 2009 and doesn't know how to reply to the right post





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Says the guy on here for 8 months and has 3500 posts.


what are you trying to say?






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New Condom Slogan: All the meat without the gravy





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Says the guy on here for 8 months and has 3500 posts


SFP laughs derisively at your 5200 per year insults






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I love those






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Lsu's offense.........











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what are you trying to say?


Exactly what you said about me






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