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ar-15 for sale on ebay
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:20 pm
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:20 pm
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Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:22 pm to rouxster
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:23 pm to PapaPogey
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:24 pm to rouxster
Makes me feel like the internets are young again, with the Jesus Cheetos and sock full of coins being sold on eBay again.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:25 pm to BRooster
Q: This looks like a Rock River Arms weapon. Can you verify?
A: It is a LaRock Tactical. I only deal in high-end rocks.
Q: I forgot to ask if you will accept payment in imitation crab meat.
A: I am Asian, so yes I would consider it.
Q: Pending an all out assault weapon ban, will this Ar-15 be safe to bury if the government decides to confiscate?
A: If they ban rocks, it's time to secede!
Q: Is this the same style assault rock that I see the Palestinians use on TV or a different model?
A: Those are mostly sandstone. This AR15 is metamorphic and thus much denser. Think 45-70 vs. 22LR.
Q: How much carbon build up is present in this AR15 and how easily do you think it can be removed? I would hate for this weapon to jam.
A: It has not yet been carbon-dated but based on the half-life of carbon -14 at ~5750 years, this AR15 will only become more reliable as it ages.
A: It is a LaRock Tactical. I only deal in high-end rocks.
Q: I forgot to ask if you will accept payment in imitation crab meat.
A: I am Asian, so yes I would consider it.
Q: Pending an all out assault weapon ban, will this Ar-15 be safe to bury if the government decides to confiscate?
A: If they ban rocks, it's time to secede!
Q: Is this the same style assault rock that I see the Palestinians use on TV or a different model?
A: Those are mostly sandstone. This AR15 is metamorphic and thus much denser. Think 45-70 vs. 22LR.
Q: How much carbon build up is present in this AR15 and how easily do you think it can be removed? I would hate for this weapon to jam.
A: It has not yet been carbon-dated but based on the half-life of carbon -14 at ~5750 years, this AR15 will only become more reliable as it ages.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:27 pm to rouxster
Put me down for 350. Does it come with a holster or slingshot?
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:28 pm to Crawdaddy
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:40 pm to Crawdaddy
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:40 pm to BamaFan89
It has 70 bids 
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:43 pm to shawnlsu
quote:
Q: If I wrap this ARock in "pre-ban" mammoth hide, would I need a tax stamp for a supressed rock or would I be cavemanned in? Jan-10-13
A: That method would require a tax stamp even though the mammoth hide is pre-ban. The easy loophole is to use a 100% heavy cotton towel, which is so far unregulated. Remember, they only ban accessories like mammoth hides and shoulder thingies that go up.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:43 pm to shawnlsu
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:45 pm to shawnlsu
someones going to be upset when they get that rock in the mail
Posted on 1/10/13 at 12:48 pm to mpar98
This is gold. I'm just on page 2 of 6 pages of questions. They are full of lolz
quote:
Q: I live in NYS. Can you ship this in a plain brown box so Cuomo and Chuck Schumer will not track it to me? Jan-10-13
A: All products are shipped in a discreet box for the customer's privacy. It's like a Rocklight.
quote:
Q: Does any surface aspect allow this rock's trajectory to tumble if in flight? E.g., could it Rock n' Roll?
A: I can not respond to this question because I am trying to control my laughter. Thanks!
This post was edited on 1/10/13 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 1/10/13 at 1:04 pm to Crawdaddy
Posted on 1/10/13 at 1:17 pm to HeadBusta4LSU
The Q&A's are pure gold
Posted on 1/10/13 at 1:49 pm to SW2SCLA
It need to be painted black...as everyone knows "black weapons are evil".
Posted on 1/10/13 at 2:03 pm to Skywalker
Awesome
Posted on 1/10/13 at 2:20 pm to SW2SCLA
IMO best one so far
quote:
Q: What is the weight of this CAR-15? I am concerned that prolonged carrying could be a problem. I don't like rocking the boat, but that is a big concern for people like my wife who are smaller. Jan-09-13
A: This is a full-size rock. I would suggest your wife wait for a single-stack rock, unless she has a full-size rack to balance it out.
This post was edited on 1/10/13 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 1/10/13 at 2:56 pm to rouxster
Up to $265
Posted on 1/10/13 at 3:00 pm to Nodust
Ridiculous
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