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How I know the president in Independence Day was Republican

Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:00 pm
Posted by LeonPhelps
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:00 pm
Rarely does Hollywood ever make the good guy president a Republican. However, I can say with 95% certainty that the president in Independence Day was Republican. How? Simple, really.

Will Smith's girlfriend told the president's wife that she "voted for the other guy." 95% of black people vote Democrat, so there is a 95% chance that the Will Smith's girlfriend voted for the Democratic candidate, who obviously lost.

So clearly even Hollywood knows that when shite hits the fan, you want a Republican in office.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:01 pm to
great thread.

would read again.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:01 pm to
i have a suspicion vor will find this thread rather quickly
Posted by Boudin
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

i have a suspicion vor will find this thread rather quickly


Posted by EarthwormJim
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:05 pm to
She was talking about the democratic primary.
Posted by SanDiegeauxSteve
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Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:05 pm to
would read again
Posted by Jumbeauxlaya
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:06 pm to
Hey a-hole the politics board is over there

You give conservatives a bad name, so make like a tree and get the frick out
Posted by habz007
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:14 pm to
IN


He was also military. Thats ups the probability even higher.
This post was edited on 1/6/13 at 5:15 pm
Posted by Pilot Tiger
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:16 pm to
He was so GHWB, IMO
Posted by tylercsbn9
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:18 pm to
And will's girl was a stripper, so even less likely that she falls in the 5%. Probably on welfare too.
Posted by Cold Pizza
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:22 pm to
President Whitmore was also a decorated soldier. Not to say ALL members of the military are Republicans, just the vast majority.
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:26 pm to
in.

yeah, you know who gives a shite about stuff like that? my cousin Barney. he gives a shite about stuff like that.
Posted by Zed
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

Will Smith's girlfriend told the president's wife that she "voted for the other guy." 95% of black people vote Democrat, so there is a 95% chance that the Will Smith's girlfriend voted for the Democratic candidate, who obviously lost.

I always assumed this as well.
Posted by GeauxColonels
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:48 pm to
Solid logic.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

President Whitmore was also a decorated soldier. Not to say ALL members of the military are Republicans, just the vast majority.


Most military members are fairly apolitical, IME. Especially the junior enlisted, who by and large don't give a frick about politics.
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:00 pm to
Or maybe since she clearly hated that the military sucked up all of Will's life she didn't want an Iraq war vet she was worried would get her man dragged into a war.


quote:

President Whitmore was also a decorated soldier. Not to say ALL members of the military are Republicans, just the vast majority.


most dudes I know that actually went over and served dislike both parties and think they are full of shite. This especially goes for Repubs b/c there are so many Chicken Hawks.

I'd say they mostly support Ron Paul and other Libertarians who want to stay out of other countries business. You can call RP a Republican if you want but its pretty clear the only reason he has an R next to his name is b/c he lives in Texas and wants the party machine to fund his political career.
This post was edited on 1/6/13 at 6:06 pm
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

So clearly even Hollywood knows that when shite hits the fan, you want a Republican in office.


Unless you lived in a big city and was killed because dumbass Whitmore didn't want to order an evacuation.
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:08 pm to
plus you'll need a lib hippie with a Mac if you want to figure out to knock out the aliens ships

If you think about it, the President really did jack shite saving the world. He needed Cousin Eddie to take the ship out on Earth.

So what did he do other than give an average speech and select a shithead VP that kept him in the dark concerning really f-ing important info?
This post was edited on 1/6/13 at 6:12 pm
Posted by KingRanch
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:10 pm to
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