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Oh Tobias... You blowhard!


I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.






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TotesMcGotes
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re: Oh Tobias... You blowhard!


I'm afraid that I just blue myself.





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Tino
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douche chill





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CP3LSU25
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wildtigercat93
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"Oh and i know youre the big Marriage expert...Oh wait youre wife is dead."





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Tiger1242
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Well that's just taken out of context





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wish i was tebow
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I'm afraid that I just blue myself.


When I saw the thread title was gonna post this


I love in the first episode of season 2 Michael is yelling at the family. Right before he says oh Michael help me my husband is Tobias blows the rape horn






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wildtigercat93
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A gem from Barry:

"Youre not one of those men hookers dressed up like a women are you?"

"No baby im the real thing"

*Drives off*






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wildtigercat93
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"even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up"





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Bryon Bojengles III
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This thread again........


















Thank god






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wildtigercat93
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" Ill prove to her that im not just a man....but a man's man"

"I can just taste those leading male parts i my mouth"



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Tiger1242
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To my wonderful partner Lindsay, without him I'd be lost





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wildtigercat93
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"You need to decide whether you want a man or a boy...I know how id answer"


Im just smashing through youtube clips. frick i love this show






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wish i was tebow
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I can't wait for this show to come back.

I've been watching on Netflix recently just keep them on loop






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Bryon Bojengles III
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If we doing this we doing it right sons.

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"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."


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I can already taste those meaty leading man parts.


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I just can't seem to get one in the can...


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I will pack your mouth with your sweet, pink mouth with so much ice cream, you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block.


quote:

"Are you looking to buy, or are you just curious?"
Tobias: "well i guess you could say i am Bi-curious"


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I see you wasted no time filling my "seat hole"


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Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?


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Tobias: Perhaps I should call the hot cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme. Hot sailors. Better yet... Hot sea... Michael: I like hot sailors. Tobias: Mmm... me too.


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Ah yes, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog. You, sir, are a mouthful.


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Tobias: No, no. It's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Buster: It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.


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Tobias 'Mrs. Featherbottem': O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
Tobias 'Mrs.Featherbottom': Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage
Tobias 'Mrs.Featherbottom': I keep forgetting I'm in the colonies.
Tobias 'Mrs. Featherbottom': "Take your fun fun!"


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Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.


quote:

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael: Really? When did that start? Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.



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FairhopeTider
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How about the theory that Tobias is actually an albino Black man?

It was apparently a storyline that the writers started on but had to ditch when the seasons were shortened.






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Bryon Bojengles III
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"She's always going after guys like me"





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The Seaward
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You Cunt-ry music loving lady!





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wish i was tebow
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The seaward


Michael: Get rid of the seaward

Lucille: ill leave when I'm ready




I know this was Tobias thread but his username made me laugh






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RonBurgundy
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Tobias was black.





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