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Oh Tobias... You blowhard!

Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:46 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:46 pm
I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27881 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:08 pm to
I'm afraid that I just blue myself.
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:12 pm to
douche chill
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:18 pm to
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112338 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:18 pm to
"Oh and i know youre the big Marriage expert...Oh wait youre wife is dead."
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31933 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:20 pm to
Well that's just taken out of context
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46121 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

I'm afraid that I just blue myself.


When I saw the thread title was gonna post this


I love in the first episode of season 2 Michael is yelling at the family. Right before he says oh Michael help me my husband is Tobias blows the rape horn
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112338 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:22 pm to
A gem from Barry:

"Youre not one of those men hookers dressed up like a women are you?"

"No baby im the real thing"

*Drives off*
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112338 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:24 pm to
"even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up"
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51680 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:24 pm to
This thread again........


















Thank god
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112338 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:26 pm to
" Ill prove to her that im not just a man....but a man's man"

"I can just taste those leading male parts i my mouth"
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 1:29 pm
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31933 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:29 pm to
To my wonderful partner Lindsay, without him I'd be lost
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112338 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:31 pm to
"You need to decide whether you want a man or a boy...I know how id answer"


Im just smashing through youtube clips. frick i love this show
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:37 pm to
I can't wait for this show to come back.

I've been watching on Netflix recently just keep them on loop
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51680 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:38 pm to
If we doing this we doing it right sons.

quote:

"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."


quote:

I can already taste those meaty leading man parts.


quote:

I just can't seem to get one in the can...


quote:

I will pack your mouth with your sweet, pink mouth with so much ice cream, you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block.


quote:

"Are you looking to buy, or are you just curious?"
Tobias: "well i guess you could say i am Bi-curious"


quote:

I see you wasted no time filling my "seat hole"


quote:

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?


quote:

Tobias: Perhaps I should call the hot cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme. Hot sailors. Better yet... Hot sea... Michael: I like hot sailors. Tobias: Mmm... me too.


quote:

Ah yes, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog. You, sir, are a mouthful.


quote:

Tobias: No, no. It's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Buster: It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.


quote:

Tobias 'Mrs. Featherbottem': O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
Tobias 'Mrs.Featherbottom': Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage
Tobias 'Mrs.Featherbottom': I keep forgetting I'm in the colonies.
Tobias 'Mrs. Featherbottom': "Take your fun fun!"


quote:

Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.


quote:

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael: Really? When did that start? Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 1:40 pm
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
20770 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:58 pm to
How about the theory that Tobias is actually an albino Black man?

It was apparently a storyline that the writers started on but had to ditch when the seasons were shortened.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51680 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:01 pm to
"She's always going after guys like me"
Posted by The Seaward
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
11351 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:03 pm to
You count-ry music loving lady!
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46121 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:10 pm to
The seaward


Michael: Get rid of the seaward

Lucille: ill leave when I'm ready




I know this was Tobias thread but his username made me laugh
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:15 pm to
Tobias was black.
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