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In order to keep the kids from guessing their presents this year

Posted on 12/19/12 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5566 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 12:41 pm
We named them all by Saints players on Offense, Defense, ans special teams.. They have been looking under the tree with puzzled looks on their faces..
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
20973 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 12:42 pm to
I bet you put the coal in the box labeled To: Charles Brown.

amirite?
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
28878 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 12:45 pm to
I can just imagine a charlie Brown special-esque ending to this:

I got a Drew Brees!
I got a Lance Moore!
I got a ...Ellis
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77619 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 12:47 pm to
Roman Harper? THE EFF?????????????



Screw you dad. I'm out.
Posted by Patrick O Rly
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
41187 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 12:51 pm to
My dad did this. He gave us terrible names, but I got it the worst: Shanle. We were all upset, and I ran chase about 5 yards behind while my brothers ran him down.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64366 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 1:02 pm to
I take it the one labeled Ellis will be the biggest package but contain the least?
Posted by Patrick O Rly
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
41187 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 1:03 pm to
You would have to put the Hartley gift wide to the right.
Posted by fightingtigers98
Member since Oct 2011
13239 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Patrick O Rly

quote:

goatmilker
Posted by hashtag
Comfy, AF
Member since Aug 2005
27495 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 1:08 pm to
From: Drew Brees
To: Prospective NFC Wildcard teams

Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5566 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

Mouth
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11281 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 1:21 pm to
I take it that you significantly overpaid for the ones labeled Smith, Vilma, Harper, and Ellis?
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8801 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 1:22 pm to
You should have named them after the RBs. That way they could each play with a toy for approx 5 seconds and then have to give off to their brother or sister to play with for 5 seconds.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 1:30 pm to
I take it any gift labeled Sean Payton are not allowed to be underneath the tree and must be placed in a other room entirely until Christmas has concluded.
This post was edited on 12/19/12 at 1:31 pm
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64366 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 1:51 pm to
:rimshot:
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
60268 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 1:52 pm to
The Rita Benson box could be for a boy or a girl, correct?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 2:42 pm to
The Malcom Jenkins box has shiny paper and a huge bow. It gets you all excited but all that is inside of it is more wrapped boxes. So you keep getting excited then let down then excited then let down, but you keep opening them cause there is a chance you will in cover something great. And you get excited every single time you see the next wrapped box. I mean theres got to be something good there. But it just never happens. Then eventually you just dont give a shite anymore what the real value is. You are tired of looking.
This post was edited on 12/19/12 at 2:50 pm
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 2:44 pm to
The Gregg Williams package will be a bra, you're welcome.
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8801 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 4:10 pm to
Mine was the funniest btw.
Posted by Patrick O Rly
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
41187 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 4:21 pm to
BS.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 4:36 pm to
Yours is pretty good, but mine was serious. I wasn't trying to be funny.
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