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| The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 1:43 am)
This phenomenon of Balotelli being cool and shite because he's Afro-Italian, wears multicolored mohawks, and glares at the world like an idiot, needs to end. Now.
"Why always me?" Why are you always such a bitch when you get subbed off because you play shitty in games? The guy is a terrible teammate and his play on the field doesn't even remotely give him the ability to be such a clown. I'm not sure why people get off on him acting like a jackass to the immediate environment he inhabits.
He's narcissistic as frick and thinks he always has to be walking around stylin on everyone. In reality, he's just a thug POS.
That's right, I said it.
He's a thug POS. And it'll be amusing to watch the demise of his career.
No, I'm not even close to a Man City fan and I have no reason to like or dislike their club in general. I'm pretty neutral about them actually. Therefore, no one should disagree with me or oppose the OP.
Thoughts?
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BleedPurpleGold
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 1:45 am to acgeaux129)
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Thoughts?
He gives away money and lights his house on fire with fireworks.
Pretty awesome if you ask me.
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BleedPurpleGold
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 1:54 am to BleedPurpleGold)
Exhibit A:
Who actually does that? Maybe someone who thinks they're better than everyone else in every facet of life, true. But I'm not sure Mario does. He certainly thinks he's God's gift on the pitch. But anyone who drives around Manchester handing out money can't be terrible. He's a child trapped in a 20 year old's body. And for that reason we give him a pass. Not because he thinks he so awesome no one can control him. Moreso, that he doesn't really think at all. He just does. Whatever that may be.
Whether its blowing toilets up with amateur explosives, or storming off the pitch like a whiny bitch. He has the brain activity of a 5 year old in Disney land. Just running around out of control until his parent scold him.
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TFTC
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 1:56 am to BleedPurpleGold)
He provides some comic relief and at times can do some pretty special things on the field... He's pretty damn immature and I wouldnt want him at my club... one big headache... Mancini should sell him to Milan while he can..
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BleedPurpleGold
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 1:59 am to TFTC)
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He's pretty damn immature and I wouldnt want him at my club... one big headache... Mancini should sell him to Milan while he can..
I couldn't agree more. He would be a nightmare to coach. But as a fan I can't wait to see what retarded shite he's going to do next. I guess I have the luxury of not having to worry about his chemistry in the Liverpool locker room. So be it. Regardless, I'm still entertained.
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 2:03 am to BleedPurpleGold)
Like a child...
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BleedPurpleGold
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 2:07 am to TFTC)
"Are you going to do mine as well?"
"No, you have to do it yourself."
"Mario, use your head a bit. No wonder people say you are daft."
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 2:31 am to BleedPurpleGold)
Swag knows how to speak Spanish. I know he had a trial at Barca when he was younger and that many Europeans know like 5 languages but that's pretty impressive.
Goodness I love that guy. And contrary to what others think, I would LOVE to have him on my favorite team headcase, fireworks, backheels and all.
 to my favorite player in the world!
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 6:11 am to acgeaux129)
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Thoughts?
He sounds like your average NBA player? 
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 6:29 am to Sheep)
If you're looking for a reason why he acts the way he does, I would say racist Italian fans are the answer. He took a ton of verbal abuse while he was playing for Inter.
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 7:40 am to NOTORlOUSD)
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If you're looking for a reason why he acts the way he does, I would say racist Italian fans are the answer. He took a ton of verbal abuse while he was playing for Inter.
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 7:44 am to acgeaux129)
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Thoughts?
Tone down the rhetoric.
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 7:52 am to acgeaux129)
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Why are you always such a bitch when you get subbed off because you play shitty in games?
Maybe he had a stomach bug and needed to go shit? How dare you speak ill of Swag?
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 8:04 am to Bho)
He was back on the bench about 10 min after being subbed off.. My guess is had to take a shit
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 8:14 am to acgeaux129)
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He's narcissistic as frick and thinks he always has to be walking around stylin on everyone. In reality, he's just a thug POS.
Balotelli is a harmless, entertaining prima donna
If you want to go down that road, complain about Zlatan
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 8:27 am to acgeaux129)
i think he is a douche and a cancer to the team. any time there is an errant pass his way he throws his arms up in disgust. i could never play with him. captain vinny needs to sort him out in the locker room or he needs to go in january.
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Tone down the rhetoric.
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LSUSOBEAST1
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 10:39 am to acgeaux129)
He's harmless. He's a great story and a very good player. He'll be world class in 4-5 years. Would love Liverpool to buy him.
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 10:53 am to acgeaux129)
I miss him at Inter. When I found out he was sold to City, it felt like he lit a firework and aimed it at my nuts.
This sport is full of prima donnas in the locker room, and Swag doesn't hide who he is. You know he's gonna act like a little kid. He is virtually harmless to a club except when he has a crap game. And maybe that's my biggest knock on him. He doesn't usually have just an okay game. It's either outstanding or dreadful. He's got the potential to be a Top 10 striker in the world, it's just he isn't consistent with it at all (and that has little to do with his exploits off the field).
I wish he was back at Inter, or almost any other team besides City, really...that way I can cheer for him and not feel weird.
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| re: The myth of Swagotelli (Posted on 12/10/12 at 10:55 am to LSUSOBEAST1)
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He's harmless. He's a great story and a very good player. He'll be world class in 4-5 years. Would love Liverpool to buy him.
He's good. Really good. He is harmless if he's not on your team. I have a feeling I wouldn't like him as much if he played for Chelsea. As a Bengals fan, I had to deal with Chad and at first it was great. But it became tiring and I'm glad he finally left.
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