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GHAZI
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Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


this is the best I've come up with so far

"need a smashpiece. help me out. not being immature... just a reality. do well for myself financially. have a nice night."

Really wouldn't mind finding a nice girl to watch me slowly commit financial suicide sportsbetting.

which reminds me, LSU -3.5 v Clemson? :lol Vegas just giving away money... Tigers by 3 TDs







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GreatLakesTiger24
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


quote:

Tigers by 3 TDs


which one?






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Celery
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


Yeah, that line is ridiculous. I mean the LSU-Clemson, not your sweet pickup line.


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Wazoo
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which reminds me, LSU -3.5 v Clemson? :lol Vegas just giving away money... Tigers by 3 TDs


I wouldn't be surprised if LSU looks less motivated than the did in the NC last year.






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MrBobDobalina
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


dick pics





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NIH
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


"Pikachu, I choose you!!11"





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GRTiger
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


Please bump this in the morning.

TIA






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Elleshoe
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


choose me. I'm the bomb.





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lsu480
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


quote:

do well for myself financially. have a nice night."


quote:

Really wouldn't mind finding a nice girl to watch me slowly commit financial suicide sportsbetting


Ok






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GHAZI
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


LSU Tigers of course... sippin the Miles in bowl games kool aid... also sippin the LSU is the #2 team in the country Kool aid...





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The Boat
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


I thought this was an IceGators hockey thread.





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GHAZI
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


Where you been mates?

NIH... Adrian...






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DWaginHTown
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


how much does a polar bear weigh?





enough to break the ice






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NIH
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GRTiger
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


"I'm up to 71 virgins. Looking for a full set."

"I'm and eyes man" if you want subtlety.






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Kashonly
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


quote:

GRTiger


clever






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GHAZI
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


Guys... the dreaded VIEW but no response to my message.

so lonely






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Goose
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quote:

choose me. I'm the bomb.



iswydt






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kingbob
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re: Trying out OKCupid, need advice on "icebreakers"


"I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

This retarded line works waaaay more often then you would ever think possible.

Remember: the goal of a pick-up line is to get her to laugh. The more ridiculous the line is, if paired with a confident delivery, the more effective it will be. If she laughs and she's single, you're in.






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TheIndulger
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I'll help you out. You called her a smash piece. I am assuming this is some term for a frick buddy. Just....terrible. At least act like you are looking for something more.

You also talk about sports betting. Do you seriously think a girl knows what the hell any of that means?

I like where your heads at though. The off the wall act is good, because they get used to reading the same boring shite. But that doesn't mean she wants to be some compulsive gamblers "smash piece"






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