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Funny story about former Tiger star Kevin Gausman

Posted on 11/18/12 at 5:24 pm
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 11/18/12 at 5:24 pm
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Orioles pitching prospect Kevin Gausman was drafted by the Baltimore Orioles, signed to a $4.23 million signing bonus and pitched 15 innings of professional baseball this year. Because baseball players are weirdos, Gausman must eat four powdered mini-doughnuts prior to each inning he pitches. Obviously he only eats Hostess brand powdered mini-doughnuts and is thus in bit of a pickle since the Hostess's unfortunate news.

Gausman took to Twitter to express his dismay and received condolences in response. But Gausman is in luck, because there remain avenues to acquire his intra-game snacks: the cream-filled pastry black market. That signing bonus will come in handy.


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Posted by rschwe5
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
355 posts
Posted on 11/18/12 at 5:26 pm to
Ha that really is a good story
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
31907 posts
Posted on 11/18/12 at 5:33 pm to
That's pretty gross, isn't it? Guy routinely eats 24 of those miniature doughnuts every game
Posted by Jaketigger
Baton Rouge Area
Member since Feb 2008
5064 posts
Posted on 11/18/12 at 5:38 pm to
One day he is gonna blow up or get blown up from being fat if he doesn't watch it.
Posted by W
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
6100 posts
Posted on 11/18/12 at 5:43 pm to
Now this is a legitimate CSB.
Posted by BRUNNIN4
DFW
Member since Mar 2010
3060 posts
Posted on 11/18/12 at 5:49 pm to
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powdered mini-doughnuts

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cream-filled pastry black market

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