What in the woods would eat a turd?

Si?

but he got new glasses.

Uncle Si don't eat turds

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Uncle Si don't eat turds

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You missed the last episode of DD.

coyotes love our turds. I know this from experience.

"you ate poop"

Coyotes love turds. I mean love them.

When I was in the Army, we would go to White Sands Missile Range for month long deployments. We used to take a milk crate with a hole in it to do our business. Take a shovel, dig a small hole, sit the crate over it, do your business, and cover it up with sand. Every single time, you could come back buy in an hour or two and the coyotes would have dug it up and eaten it. It got to be so that every single time you would go, you would see a coyote sitting about a hundred yards away just watching you and waiting for you to be done. You would never see them. But let someone head out into the mesquite carrying that milk crate, and suddenly you would have at least one of them, often more, following him out to the bushes.

Speaking of turds. I work in Fort Walton Beach and we have bears that try to get into the dumpsters all of the time. I was walking into the office this morning and there is a pile of bear shite in the parking lot. Looks like it's full of pumpkin seeds or some other kind of seeds.