Inanimate objects as replacements for defensive players.

Option #1: Sub a banana peel for Scott Shanle.

You place this bad boy at SAM and let a slot receiver try to run a shallow crossing route. Another option: Harper comes up near the line of scrimmage and kicks it into the backfield; QB falls down. Finally, some pass rush.

Option #2: The entire collection of The Wire on DVD/Blu Ray for Sedrick Ellis.

Both have 5 seasons, but you'd never know it. Put the box set next to Bunkley, ain't nobody running up the middle. That shite is dense.

Option #3: People Magazine for Will Smith.

I've notice opposing QB almost getting board in the pocket, like spending hours in a waiting room. People Magazine has something for everyone. I don't know how this would help us.