Dear Mr. Alleva...I demand a refund of my ticket purchase

I demand a refund of my ticket purchase for that pathetic display of Football against Towson Saturday night.. In fact If you don’t do the right thing by the end of the week and refund the entire Stadium’s money, I'’m going to hire a lawyer and file a Class action lawsuit.

The basis of the lawsuit? My ticket said I was attending a College Football Game, not an exhibition scrimmage against a High School Football team. And while you’re at it make good for all the lost profits and gas the concessionaires burned driving in from Livingston for the game you scheduled against Towson.


SInce they don't even play in the same league as us, I had to Google up if the Athletic Department had spelled the name right, cause I never heard of the team called Towson.

My day started badly, I forgot all my tickets. Fortunately they could be had outside the Stadium by the handful for free because there were only 44 thousand asses in the seats for the Greatest Pre Game spectacle in all of College Football.

I knew it was a bad sign at Pre Game when Mike the Tiger refused to come out. I'm sure he refused to let the Athletic Department humiliate him by putting him near the visitors tunnel to try to intimidate a team like Towson.

Adolph Hitler with the help of Joseph Goebbels and a squad of SS Nazi goons couldn't have motivated the Tigers to prepare properly for that game. Coach Miles' only mistake was let them watch Towson game film and presumably none of them are blind so they had to watch it.

After four miserable years we finally get a quarterback than can actually complete a pass. And you almost ended our season on a blind side cornerback blitz by Towson.

The Alumni Band at Half time was great. It was the highlight of the evening. I only wonder how much louder they'd a sounded if half of them hadn't died of massive coronaries when we went down 9-7 to Towson.

I'm composing this during the second half because I have nothing better to do than eat your stale, overpriced, peanuts. The only bright side to this debacle right now is I forgot my binoculars along with my tickets. And I need glasses so basically I can't even watch it. But unfortunately I still have to listen and I'm hard of hearing but I swear I just heard the announcer say number 11 picked up 6 "tough yards" against Towson.

I can only hope and pray ESPN lost the satellite feed early in the first quarter, cause otherwise i'm pretty sure the Tigers are being ridiculed on National TV.

The only bright side to the game was when number 3 took a knee on a punt return, cause even an 18 year old knows you don't risk all that talent to a career ending injury to a team like Towson.

And after the game the band tried to break the bread and sing the Alma Mater A Capella, the Golden Band had to suffer the embarrassment of being drowned out by the end zone celebration still being put on by Towson

And despite a Century of practice, and even though there were only 5000 people left for the end of the game, those incompetent nitwits you hire still can't figure out how to manage post game traffic.

And since we've shifted from film to digital video Coach Miles instead of burning the game tape is going to have to set fire to an overpriced Dell computer.

And because I still can't get internet in Tiger Stadium. I can't beat the rush and cancel Miami to book cheap flights to Atlanta for New Years, for yet another Chik-Fila-Give Away...

And if we were in Japan I know you'd do the right thing; but then again even a Japanese man that's never even seen college football could have figured out it was suicide to schedule a game with Towson.

Have a nice day.

Sincerely,

TigerGman