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"The Master" is HORRIBLE - don't waste time/money on this POS

Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:03 pm
Posted by K E V 8 4
Member since Jul 2010
608 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:03 pm
Not a regular here (mostly lurkur here and elsewhere), but I felt it my duty to warn folks. Sorry for not-partying.
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
16835 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:05 pm to
frick off kev
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:09 pm to
Posted by Behind The Ivy
Los Angeles
Member since Jan 2008
988 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:09 pm to
were there not enough explosions, car chases, and tits? i knew it!
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26172 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:10 pm to
Amy Adams and Phillip Seymoure Hoffman are in it. They don't do bad movies together.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39725 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:21 pm to
I didn't know we had Scientologists on the movie board.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18634 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:26 pm to
Posted by K E V 8 4
Member since Jul 2010
608 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:33 pm to
Sorry, but I'm not sure what the Tom Cruise comments mean, so they are lost on me. Have any of you SEEN the flick? I realize all tastes are different, so to each his own, but it was very bad. And, no, I am not the type that needs Bourne or Mission Impossible type non-stop action to like a movie.
Posted by geauxtigahs87
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
26258 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

mostly lurkur here

Yeah you should go back to that

It would save the board from having to look at your shitty baseless opinions
Posted by K E V 8 4
Member since Jul 2010
608 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:35 pm to
Actually, there is one seen with mucho tits and bird nest snatch. Not very sensual though. (Sorry, should I have put a "spoiler alert"?!)
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:36 pm to
This is one of those movies I don't see why people spend money to see.

It looks like Precious.

So depressing
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
36200 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:36 pm to
I've been hearing this movie sucks from quite a few people.
Posted by K E V 8 4
Member since Jul 2010
608 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:36 pm to
Have you seen the movie? Try growing up a bit and not taking the low road because someone has different tastes than you.
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:39 pm to
Snobs like stuff like this.

Same people who think Audrey Hepburn is hottest woman of all time.

Echo chamber
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
36200 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:39 pm to
It has the look of one of those critics loved it, actually sucks dick movies.
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
36200 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Snobs like stuff like this.

Same people who think Audrey Hepburn is hottest woman of all time.

Echo chamber


Guess I'm a snob then, cause she is to me.
Posted by geauxtigahs87
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
26258 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:44 pm to
You started a thread about a movie being "horrible" without giving a single reason why you thought so.


Please don't lecture me on growing up when you're the one starting threads that are the equivalent of a 12 year old making a comment on a youtube video.

K thanks
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:44 pm to
So how old were you when you came out?
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
36200 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:47 pm to
That doesn't make sense.
Posted by K E V 8 4
Member since Jul 2010
608 posts
Posted on 9/22/12 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

geauxtigahs87
Fair comment about not stating reasons. My main mission was to warn off others and felt inadequate in my ability to articulate how bad it was. As a start:
- Horrible dialogue
- Not a single likeable character
- Plot just meanders and meanders and meanders
- End of movie unsatisfying (the only reason we didn't walk out is that we thought somehow the movie would redeem itself toward the end.)

I actually laughed out loud at one part very early in the movie (Rorschach test) and thought it was going to be good.

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