Deadliest Catch 05/15 "Vital Signs"

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I would saw my own arm off to get away from that prick.

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You ain't kidding. I wish they'd mutiny his arse and throw him into the Bering Sea.

I can do an excellent Elliot impression.

I've said before, the Time Bandit and Northwestern would be the best boats to work on. Keith will catch crab, but he's such a prick I wouldn't make it very long with him.

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Northwestern would be the best

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You'd make your money, but Sig goes on those rampages where he tries to break the crew.

I could at least respect Sig, and the deckhands on there seem decent enough.

That greenhorn on the Wizard was doomed from the get go. I wouldn't be surprised if he was having some mental induced panic attack.

Sig works their assess off, but he always catches the crab. He's the most consistent imo. I could bust my arse as long as I knew it was going to pay off.

Yeah the Time Bandit would be my first choice. Good atmosphere and they always catch crab too.

I really want to know how many cartons of cigs they take on board for the trip.

I saw part of the first one where they were cutting patches off the leaders jacket to make someone else the leader or some shite and then a lot of other drama that seemed a little fake so I didn't pay much attention and then forgot about it really.

Keith has always seemed like the biggest tool ever. What's so bad about him is that he doesn't just throw his weight around because he is the captain, he comes off like he honestly believes he can whip all their asses. You just know that when he gets to shore, he crams his fat arse into a tiny Porsche and drives around being a total a-hole to everyone he comes across.

I keep hoping that he offends some kind of sacred heritage of that badass Samoan (who used to be on the Cornelia Marie) and he tortures him or something.

It was awesome when Jonathan Hillstrand decked him a couple years ago at the meet-up.