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I am paralyzed with fear and concern at the prospect of the Tigers having to...
Posted on 10/16/11 at 10:37 am
Posted on 10/16/11 at 10:37 am
... face that incredible machine that is Alabama.
As I sat and watched Bama score at will while their sawed-off coach paced the sidelines like a caged chihuahua on meth I suddenely got scared. Like REAL scared. So much so that I peed a little on myself.
The butterflies in my stomach are so intense I may have to head to the emergency room before Nov 5th to see an entomologist/gastroenterologist.
As I slowly tried to rise from the couch early in the 4th after Alabama's 3rd string (Fowler) ran unabated to the end zone for 69 yards, I looked down at my crotch and BOOOOOOM!!! there it was!
Now I know we don't have even the sightest chance. We're doomed.
As I sat and watched Bama score at will while their sawed-off coach paced the sidelines like a caged chihuahua on meth I suddenely got scared. Like REAL scared. So much so that I peed a little on myself.
The butterflies in my stomach are so intense I may have to head to the emergency room before Nov 5th to see an entomologist/gastroenterologist.
As I slowly tried to rise from the couch early in the 4th after Alabama's 3rd string (Fowler) ran unabated to the end zone for 69 yards, I looked down at my crotch and BOOOOOOM!!! there it was!
Now I know we don't have even the sightest chance. We're doomed.
This post was edited on 10/16/11 at 10:40 am
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Posted on 10/16/11 at 10:38 am to Riverwood
Posted on 10/16/11 at 10:39 am to Riverwood
Weren't they playing Vandy.
Didn't Vandy just give up. Maybe they were paralyzed with fear as well.
Posted on 10/16/11 at 10:40 am to Riverwood
if you had balls you would be a man
Posted on 10/16/11 at 10:40 am to ItTakesAThief
quote:no
Weren't they playing Vandy.
Posted on 10/16/11 at 10:42 am to dreaux
I suggest a urologist visit or Depends. Tigers win Nov 5, Have no fear! DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Posted on 10/16/11 at 10:43 am to Fearthehat0307
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Weren't they playing Vandy.
no
Ok so it was Ole Miss. That provides even a better explanation as to why Alabama moved the ball at will.
Posted on 10/16/11 at 10:49 am to ItTakesAThief
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Ok so it was Ole Miss. That provides even a better explanation as to why Alabama moved the ball at will.
This makes no sense. Ole Miss - LSU, what the frick is the difference?
You obliously did not watch the game otherwise you would be as concerned and worried and scared as I am.
Posted on 10/16/11 at 10:51 am to Riverwood
LOL - it got anchored.
Okay, man behind the curtain!!
I hope you'll treat all of those other foolish fricking threads exactly like this one when they start appearing over the next two weeks like friggin' clockwork!!
Okay, man behind the curtain!!
I hope you'll treat all of those other foolish fricking threads exactly like this one when they start appearing over the next two weeks like friggin' clockwork!!
Posted on 10/16/11 at 11:00 am to Riverwood
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while their sawed-off coach paced the sidelines like a caged chihuahua on meth
this made me
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