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To Our Aggie Brothers

Posted on 9/4/11 at 7:53 am
Posted by hoginthesw
DFW
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 7:53 am
No matter how odd you guys might be, you will never be the scum of all football fans. Texas. How in the hell have you guys endure them for this long.

I was watching the hogs at a bar yesterday and there was a table empty next to me and on that side was a table of people watching the lsu game. In comes a longhorn couple. She's hot. Blonde. Huge fake tits. Large diamond rings. Typical girl horn fan. She immediately starts a huge uproar trying to convice the lsu fans to MOVE to her table so they could have the tv right in front of them for the Texas game, AND she wanted my group to change it to the LSU game so they could watch that too. FIVE wait staff and the manager came over to try and make her shut the frick up. She kept asking me to just do what she wants already and I asked her if she saw any give a frick on my face. Her husband shared her sentiment of the situation.


Tejas

They are such fricking profs
Posted by hoginthesw
DFW
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 7:54 am to
Sorry about the last fricked up sentence. Mobile won't let me edit.
Posted by elpechis
Member since Aug 2011
113 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:40 am to
all true sentiments

but we love playing them and beating them. the series is pretty even since A&M went "full-force" and admitted women and non-corp students

but that is the thing. it is not sports hatred. not envy. it just does not make sense to act like they do and to be who they are. the animosity is towards their existence, not the game results.

but we're taking care of them. this last year we've exposed they sandy vajeyjeys..now they're scrambling for a new home.

Texas A&M in the SEC family. Finally home.
Posted by LSU1860
West Louisiana
Member since Mar 2006
1271 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 9:57 am to
hoginthesw...you just summed up close to 40 years of personal experience with those arrogant sons of bitches. Odds are...she finished her degree at Southwest Texas - I mean Texas State in San Marcos.
Posted by hoginthesw
DFW
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 10:00 am to
It was all good because the manager and waiters were all making fun of them and they could hear.

Nothing like Texas getting shite on in their own state.
Posted by leoj
Member since Nov 2010
3106 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 10:31 am to
did you ask her what she thought of her team's performance after that first half? Was she ready to start a Gilbert for Heisman campaign
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120337 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 11:42 am to
quote:

She's hot. Blonde. Huge fake tits.


pics
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72976 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 12:00 pm to
Pics indeed. You can't just throw that out there and leave that visual image unfulfilled.
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15111 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 1:04 pm to
yes, because that one fan sums up every texas fan in america..
Posted by LSU1860
West Louisiana
Member since Mar 2006
1271 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 1:27 pm to
Dude, "Hook Em Horns" are you new to earth? FUTEXAS fans are absolutely the most arrogant sons of bitches in all college sports. Their ego that started the whorn-network will be their demise.

Bring your asses to Death Valley...oh wait, too worried about conference USA teams.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 6:39 pm to
How did she think she was going to watch the game when it was on the LHN?
Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
Member since Feb 2011
14827 posts
Posted on 9/4/11 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

I asked her if she saw any give a frick on my face






Atta guy!!!
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