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Kelly Kapowski Morris: Candidate for Real Housewives of Orange County?
Posted on 5/28/11 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 5/28/11 at 7:10 pm
Here are some points I want to discuss: Zack was always high on technology (he had the first cell phone in grade school w Miss Bliss). I think he probably graduated and got a job in private equity or venture capital in Palo Alto, Silicon Valley or Menlo Park due to a set up from Mr Carosi at the Beach Club bc I'm sure Zack was rubbing shoulders w the right, rich people. Now, this sounds all good and fine but if I place his graduation correctly, Zack would probably have been part of the dotcom/ technology bubble burst and lost everything. What I REALLY want to know is if Kelly Kapowski Morris was/ has ever been in consideration for the Real Housewives of Orange County??? I can see her doing this as a way to bring in addl income bc we all know she came from squalor (she couldn't afford a prom dress) and after living the good life, there is no way she's going back to that lifestyle.
Screech: a man of many talents and a musician. If he continued to follow zack, he could still land a job as a pianist or chess teacher. Hell, he wrote the school song.
Slater: I think Slater fell into the trap that has plagued most Californians. He prob overextended himself on a subprime house that cost 12:1 his income as a gym coach and he was evicted. If I were to guess, he's doing a lot of Meth and living on Ox's couch....
Screech: a man of many talents and a musician. If he continued to follow zack, he could still land a job as a pianist or chess teacher. Hell, he wrote the school song.
Slater: I think Slater fell into the trap that has plagued most Californians. He prob overextended himself on a subprime house that cost 12:1 his income as a gym coach and he was evicted. If I were to guess, he's doing a lot of Meth and living on Ox's couch....
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Posted on 5/28/11 at 7:16 pm to Pangloss1010
I'm not sure if that post is awesome or sad.
I see Zack as more of a successful real estate type.
I see Screech as always having work as an IT guy.
You're probably right about Slater.
ETA: Oh, and yeah, I could definitely see Kelly on RH. Pretty much for the reasons you said.
I see Zack as more of a successful real estate type.
I see Screech as always having work as an IT guy.
You're probably right about Slater.
ETA: Oh, and yeah, I could definitely see Kelly on RH. Pretty much for the reasons you said.
This post was edited on 5/28/11 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 5/28/11 at 7:57 pm to DanglingFury
Post of the year
Posted on 5/28/11 at 8:11 pm to Pangloss1010
I could totally see Jessie ending up as a stripper in a seedy Vegas club, while trying to get her "big break" as a dancer in a Vegas show.
She's even the kind of all or nothing girl who would push the lead dancer in her show down the stairs if she thought it would help her career.
She's even the kind of all or nothing girl who would push the lead dancer in her show down the stairs if she thought it would help her career.
Posted on 5/31/11 at 7:15 am to Lexo
I really hope that Zack did not go the real estate route and God forbid he was slumming it in retail and not commercial....there is no way he would survive. You'd think he would be crafty enough to broker new energy sources away from Nevada an into California.
I havent seen any new hits lately from the Zack Attack so I hope the roylaty checks from "Friends Forever" are keeping the lights on....
I havent seen any new hits lately from the Zack Attack so I hope the roylaty checks from "Friends Forever" are keeping the lights on....
Posted on 5/31/11 at 8:44 am to Pangloss1010
I also think that Zach is more of a real estate type. He's not the smartest, but he can charm and sell anything, so I see him more of a salesman than being in the financial sector.
AC is definitely 3 million+ in debt right now, about to resort to moving in with his dickhead ex-military dad. He'll be so miserable that he's going to get really addicted to meth. We'll see his face pop up on "Faces of Meth" in no time.
Posted on 5/31/11 at 9:32 am to onomatopoeia
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AC is definitely 3 million+ in debt right now, about to resort to moving in with his dickhead ex-military dad. He'll be so miserable that he's going to get really addicted to meth.
And he talks about the glory days when he was a star football player/wrestler for Bayside daily.
Posted on 5/31/11 at 9:42 am to Cash
You think he's married to that annoying bitch from the College Years?
I wonder if he knows that his HS sweetheart, Jesse Spano, once a very promising and bright young lady, is now a coke whore stripper on the Vegas Strip?
I wonder if he knows that his HS sweetheart, Jesse Spano, once a very promising and bright young lady, is now a coke whore stripper on the Vegas Strip?
Posted on 5/31/11 at 9:52 am to Pangloss1010
I thought Kelly Kapowski is now married to an FBI agent in New York...
Posted on 5/31/11 at 10:39 am to Pangloss1010
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Now, this sounds all good and fine but if I place his graduation correctly, Zack would probably have been part of the dotcom/ technology bubble burst and lost everything.
The Bayside Gang is from the high school class of 1993, which puts his college graduation at 1997. Even if he went and got his MBA, he would have been right smack in the middle of the dotcom boom, and unless he sold at the right time (ala Mark Cuban), his shite would have been fricked.
Posted on 5/31/11 at 10:40 am to Pangloss1010
Zach had the ability to raise large sums of money (by high school standards) in very short periods of time when in a jam.
I imagine in adulthood he is able to utilize his ability to stop time to amass vast, unspeakable fortunes.
I imagine in adulthood he is able to utilize his ability to stop time to amass vast, unspeakable fortunes.
Posted on 5/31/11 at 10:41 am to Asgard Device
Maybe he would have founded a popular web site like Craigslist (Zachslist). He could then hire AC to be his personal bitch.
Posted on 5/31/11 at 10:52 am to onomatopoeia
I could see Zach being someone's girlfriend in federal prison for a pyramid scheme gone bad.
Posted on 5/31/11 at 10:55 am to Fletch F Fletch
He's probably one of those guys who is featured on American Greed, setting up ponzi schemes and ripping off rich Jews in Boca.
Posted on 5/31/11 at 11:12 am to Fletch F Fletch
quote:This made me
I could see Zach being someone's girlfriend in federal prison for a pyramid scheme gone bad.
Posted on 5/31/11 at 11:18 am to onomatopoeia
I've really got to devote some time to this, perhaps leave work early. I just cannot see Zack timing the tech bubble perfectly. He always found trouble BUT was able to escape it. However, he always learned a moral lesson. Either he stashed away some gains or was saved by bankruptcy and is still smiling and buzzed driving the Turtle Benzo...because he can.
If we can make the whole cast an asset backed marketable security....What are your pair trades? Who are you short and who are you long?
I'm bullish on Violet and Johnny Dakota and shorting Tori and Milo against them.
If we can make the whole cast an asset backed marketable security....What are your pair trades? Who are you short and who are you long?
I'm bullish on Violet and Johnny Dakota and shorting Tori and Milo against them.
Posted on 5/31/11 at 11:19 am to Pangloss1010
what the frick did I just read
Posted on 5/31/11 at 11:22 am to Walt OReilly
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what the frick did I just read
agreed
Posted on 5/31/11 at 11:25 am to Pangloss1010
I'm trying to determine whether you smoked a frickton of pot or snorted 5 lines of coke to come up with all this shite.
bullshite on Johnny Dakota as bullish. That dude is a mess. He's going the Lindsay Lohan path. Violet is more promising for sure.
Posted on 5/31/11 at 11:28 am to onomatopoeia
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I'm trying to determine whether you smoked a frickton of pot or snorted 5 lines of coke to come up with all this shite.
I don't think this is an "either/or" situation...
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