Can we consolidate the 1 million daily crawfish threads on the FDB?

Wouldn't it be a great idea if we could have just one giant stickied crawfish thread? (at least until June) Where people could discuss where to get crawfish in BR, NO, Austin, Houston, Gonzales, Port Allen, Houma and Nome. Where psople could debate the always burning questions of to sprinkle or not to sprinkle and to suck or not to suck. Where suggestions of what to add, of how to peel, of how to dispose, of how to use leftovers could be chewed on like so many yummy little mudbugs?

What do you say, Chicken?