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Posted on 3/18/11 at 2:27 pm
Posted by Dr. 3
Member since Mar 2005
11353 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 2:27 pm
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Lt. Dixon Piper: Why did he do it? Why did counth kill your wife?
MacGruber: To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.
Lt. Dixon Piper: That's really fricked up.
MacGruber: Thanks.


Epic
This post was edited on 3/18/11 at 2:28 pm
Posted by horsesandbulls
Destin, FL
Member since Jun 2008
4865 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 2:33 pm to
the game has changed!

but the players are still the same
Posted by LSUAce007
Member since Feb 2007
9675 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 2:37 pm to
Posted by Dr. 3
Member since Mar 2005
11353 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 2:37 pm to
I will suck your fricking dick
Posted by horsesandbulls
Destin, FL
Member since Jun 2008
4865 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 2:38 pm to
i thought the movie itself was god awful. but i loved the dialogue.

eta: i actually fell asleep in the last 20 minutes of it when it was on the other night.
This post was edited on 3/18/11 at 2:39 pm
Posted by Dr. 3
Member since Mar 2005
11353 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 2:40 pm to
I counted three moments where I laughed uncontrollably for a minute.
Posted by Cankles
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
608 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 2:43 pm to
This is definitely a movie that will get better with subsequent viewings.
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
19871 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 2:50 pm to
i dont care what anyone says it was funny

the sex moaning scenes killed me
Posted by Dr. 3
Member since Mar 2005
11353 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 3:00 pm to
NSFW

Im onna frickin shoot,ooooo
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
33961 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 3:03 pm to
this must have comne after the first 15 minutes when I chaned the channel because I couldn't watch that garbage anymore
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6428 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 3:41 pm to
the sex with the dead wife killed me... good one liners in this one..
Posted by GeauxTGRZ
PTal
Member since Oct 2005
4768 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 7:02 pm to
I liked it.

The Brothers Soloman was awesome as well.

Hot Rod too..
Posted by CornDogCologne
AFUERA!
Member since Nov 2007
8717 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 7:05 pm to
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Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112553 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 8:38 pm to
the ill suck your dick scene was really awkward.
Posted by CornDogCologne
AFUERA!
Member since Nov 2007
8717 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

the ill suck your dick scene was really awkward.


JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO frick!!!
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112553 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 8:48 pm to
i laughed at something during the 20 minutes i could stand of this movie but i forgot.
Posted by CornDogCologne
AFUERA!
Member since Nov 2007
8717 posts
Posted on 3/18/11 at 9:05 pm to
this is one of those movies that gets better with repeat viewings.

definitely in the "so bad, its good" category. For me, at least.
Posted by Smokedawg
Finding Lennay Kekua
Member since Dec 2008
5404 posts
Posted on 3/19/11 at 12:33 am to
Macgruber:"Well everyday's a workout when you got to carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans."
Chris Jericho: "You and your dick comments."
MacGruber: "It's fun to say them."
Chris Jericho: "I fun to hear them."
MacGruber: "That's why I say them."
Chris Jericho: "That's why I listen."
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73142 posts
Posted on 3/21/11 at 7:39 am to
I watched this over the weekend and i laughed out loud at several parts.

I agree with the general consensus that the dialogue is pretty great, but the overall movie just isn't very good

the moaning had me rolling
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
52601 posts
Posted on 3/21/11 at 10:49 am to

celery distraction made me cry laughing
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