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Dave Chappelle - Killing Them Softly

Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:05 pm
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:05 pm
Great stand-up special!
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90533 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:06 pm to
yea that one is really good, one of my favorites
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
22813 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:07 pm to
Sprinkle some crack on 'em!
Posted by TTownTiger
Austin
Member since Oct 2007
5301 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:12 pm to
Every group of friends has their movie or show or whatever that they quote everytime they are around each other. KTS is what my friends and I quote religiously everytime we're together and we always laugh hysterically. shite is awesome!
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56301 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:13 pm to
I love this stand up special. It does make me miss Dave though. I wish he'd come back and start doing stand up again.
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10135 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:16 pm to
He gets a lot of credit for being great at sketch comedy and he clearly deserves it. Chappelle Show was unbelievably funny. He's also my favorite stand-up comic.
Posted by northLAgoomba
The Cooper Road, Ratchet City, LA
Member since Nov 2009
3792 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:21 pm to
I wish Dave could pull it together and come out with a new stand-up special. The guy is a comic genius.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90533 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:23 pm to
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. I wish he'd come back and start doing stand up again.


he has never really stopped, he has said though that he wants to lay low for awhile. he occasionally shows up at some clubs in san fran and does his thing
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
22813 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

I wish Dave could pull it together and come out with a new stand-up special. The guy is a comic genius.



I have a friend who was in NYC like a month ago, saw Dave sitting on a park bench stoned out of his mind and sent me a pic of them. Said he just smelled like reefer. He must just be burning herb and chilling in NYC parks. If I had the money I might do that too
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
12470 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

Every group of friends has their movie or show or whatever that they quote everytime they are around each other. KTS is what my friends and I quote religiously everytime we're together and we always laugh hysterically. shite is awesome!



Same with my friends. Somehow we always work in "you used to live in my balls" and "Put your god damn cock away" into completely random situations. Although, now I'm not quite sure those two were from killing them softly.
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
22813 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:28 pm to
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Same with my friends. Somehow we always work in "you used to live in my balls" and "Put your god damn cock away" into completely random situations. Although, now I'm not quite sure those two were from killing them softly.



"Liquor store, gun store, liquor store, gun store"

"I''m sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that..."
Posted by TTownTiger
Austin
Member since Oct 2007
5301 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:33 pm to
"Mr. President!!! Quit sucking the ambassador's dick!!!"

"Let him finish!!! There will be peace in Israel"

"I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!" - as he is smelling his fingers, lmao



Posted by TTownTiger
Austin
Member since Oct 2007
5301 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:40 pm to
The quote we say the most:

"C'mon, buddy. Everyone knew 'soon as you walked through the ga'damn door that you were gonna get the chicken"
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10135 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:48 pm to
"Look at him. He loves it. Just like it said in the encyclopedia."

Posted by Ryne Sandberg
Team Am Mart
Member since Apr 2009
19368 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:57 pm to
follow him on twitter. he's not funny anymore. old dave will be missed
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
22813 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

"C'mon, buddy. Everyone knew 'soon as you walked through the ga'damn door that you were gonna get the chicken"



He did get the chicken though
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10135 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 9:03 pm to
Followe by Dane Cook. What a dropoff!
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90533 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

he's not funny anymore.


maybe he isnt trying to be?
Posted by TTownTiger
Austin
Member since Oct 2007
5301 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 9:06 pm to
"it is no secret down here that blacks and chickens are quite fond of one another"
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
22813 posts
Posted on 1/23/11 at 9:10 pm to
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Followe by Dane Cook. What a dropoff!



Dane Cook was never funny to me
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