THE MOST INTERESTING COACH IN THE WORLD!

* He once played an April Fools joke ...on 92,000 people ...in October
* He once scored a TD on a fake FG, so 3 years later he added a bounce pass to it, just to see if he could
* He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally
* He has been undefeated in regulation (2007), and defeated in regulation (TN), while still being undefeated.
* He drinks Tabasco to warm up the ice in his veins.
* The only man to ever lose to and defeat a 10-3 Defense at the same time.
* He has never seen a glass half empty, only one he wants to be full.
* He uses the word "want" as both a verb and noun in the same sentence.
* He will build a lead at half and then let the other team come back just to make things interesting.
* He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away.
* He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already figured out...
* His organ donor card also lists his hat...
* He has never lost a game, he only finishes second.
* He once recruited the top QB in the land, just to prove he could play wide receiver.
* He can make comparisons about the excitement of reading books without ever having read one.
* He recruits 5 star talent simply to keep other schools from having it.
* His hat has turned down head coaching offers.
* He once lost in overtime, just to know what it felt like to be undefeated in regulation.
* He manages the clock by forgetting it's even there
* He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches.


He is.......THE MOST INTERESTING COACH IN THE WORLD!