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Posted on 8/23/10 at 6:27 pm to TigerMyth36
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Tough one. Movies would only give you a limited amount of entertainment but on a grander scale.
I'll go with movies but it would mean less overall entertainment. As shitty as most movies have been this year, I would lose out on my entertainment time.
I guess it comes down to quality over quantity. I'll opt for quality and probably regret it.
I came in thinking the exact same thing. But I completely forgot about sports. The thought of never watching LSU Football, The Yankees or Golf ever again is pretty scary. The bad thing is I hate the majority of TV today outside of sports.
I've got to go with a
tv watching no nutted flying polar bear.
Posted on 8/23/10 at 6:35 pm to iwyLSUiwy
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail. Yes I would. If I could. I surely would.
TV: South Park, Seinfeld, and college football.
TV: South Park, Seinfeld, and college football.
Posted on 8/23/10 at 7:21 pm to iwyLSUiwy
OK, I'll play:
Plus, snatching picnic baskets >>>>> eating divers' appendages. (Suck it Mr. Ranger!)
quote:Definitely a bear. A bear shits in the woods, a shark shits and it floats around everywhere. Bears get to hibernate, sharks never stop swimming.
Would you rather be a bear OR a shark?
Plus, snatching picnic baskets >>>>> eating divers' appendages. (Suck it Mr. Ranger!)
quote:I'd rather be indestructible and then spend my time crafting a convenient flying machine. If I make mistakes--frick it, I'm indestructible, bitches!!
Would you rather fly or be indestructible?
quote:Comeon, this is not nearly the debate you wish it was. Pervstaches are awesome, especially when I'm an indestructible bear w/ a kick-arse homemade flying machine. What's the point of being an indestructible bear w/ a kick-arse flying machine if I have no balls and thus can't get laid?
Would you rather have a perv moustache the rest of your life OR no ballsack? (legit)
quote:Gotta go w/ TV. Sports, cartoons, stand-up comedy specials. Besides, the trend is that movies are getting crappier while TV is getting better. This doesn't really matter though as I won't have much time for TV as an indestructible bear w/ a kick-arse flying machine and a glorious pervstache who devours picnic baskets.
Would you rather: only be able to watch movies released in theatres the rest of your life OR unlimited TV viewing???
Posted on 8/23/10 at 7:37 pm to Jamohn
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I'd rather be indestructible and then spend my time crafting a convenient flying machine. If I make mistakes--frick it, I'm indestructible, bitches!!
Hey, who said we could have logic in this thread? If your indestructible, your not smart enough to build a flying machine. I'm just going to refer to a flying machine as an airplane from here on out if thats cool with you.
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What's the point of being an indestructible bear w/ a kick-arse flying machine if I have no balls and thus can't get laid?
Whoa whoa whoa. Cant get laid
Just cause I aint got no nuts dont mean my dick dont get hard. I'm thinking if im a chick bear, i see some good looking white bear flying around, im gonna want to have some. Maybe, maybe even some beastiality. Yeah you know what im talkin about. THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT! And im think the pervstache is definitely going to hold the swag back. No matter if your flying or indestructible.
Posted on 8/23/10 at 8:02 pm to PowerTool
quote:Simon and Garfunkel reference for the win.
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail. Yes I would. If I could. I surely would.
This thread is full of win.
Posted on 8/23/10 at 9:50 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:Wait. If I choose to be indestructible, I have to be dumb? That wasn't in the rules, sir.
If your indestructible, your not smart enough to build a flying machine.
quote:But you see, that's the beauty of it. It's not an airplane. I will invent some sort of hybrid bicycle/handglider/gyro that I will use to fly myself around like wings and never have to deal w/ airlines and their bullshite. And I can keep experimenting by testing my machines jumping off of cliffs w/o worrying about dying if I crash. I'll be like a modern-day Wile E. Coyote.... only with a glorious mustache.
I'm just going to refer to a flying machine as an airplane from here on out if thats cool with you.
quote:Debatable. I think when you're a glorious indestructible bear with a kick-arse flying machine, any other unique traits instantly become cool and trendy. Think about it--YOU COULD SINGLE HANDEDLY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COMEBACK OF THE AWESOME 80'S MUSTACHE!! All of mankind would owe you a debt of gratitude!
And im think the pervstache is definitely going to hold the swag back. No matter if your flying or indestructible.
quote:Wait, so we're talking about losing our ballsacks as a cosmetic thing but still retaining full crank function?...Hmm.... Well, aside from the functional part, a ballsack is really a hindrance. I mean, I can't be bothered w/ an itchy ballsack sticking to my leg when I'm a glorious indestructible bear w/ a kickass mustache who is working to invent a convenient flying machine....
Whoa whoa whoa. Cant get laid Just cause I aint got no nuts dont mean my dick dont get hard.
OK, I know the rock a mustache v. give up your ballsack thing was supposed to be a negative one-or-the-other, but can I have both? I need a ruling on this...
quote:AAAAAWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH! BowchickawowAW!
I'm thinking if im a chick bear, i see some good looking white bear flying around, im gonna want to have some. Maybe, maybe even some beastiality. Yeah you know what im talkin about. THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!
Damn, I really need to finish my work and get the hell out of the office.
Posted on 8/23/10 at 10:39 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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And im think the pervstache is definitely going to hold the swag back. No matter if your flying or indestructible
There you go again bad mouthing the stache. While I'm soaring around the skies as a bad arse, 80's Tom Selleck shark, are you really going to talk shite about the stache? Please talk shite to a flying shark with enough machismo to have a full Selleck going on. I dare you. The stache is what completes the outfit. You can't have a flying shark without a distinguished stache to boot. This shark will even rock the Hawaiin shirt to complete the look. That's right.
Posted on 8/23/10 at 11:47 pm to Baloo
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This thread is full of win.
you aint never lying. im actually re-reading post bc i keep cracking up laughing.
Posted on 8/24/10 at 12:00 am to Jamohn
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If I choose to be indestructible, I have to be dumb? That wasn't in the rules, sir
Well technically no. But the rules also didnt say you would be Bearenstein either. Inventing this awesomeness...
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I will invent some sort of hybrid bicycle/handglider/gyro that I will use to fly myself around like wings
quick question: does it come in a two seater? kind of want one.
but dont get pissed when you see a baby faced polar bear and a tom selleck shark flyin past yo arse with a gang of hoes holdin on and your broke down changing a propeller.
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Think about it--YOU COULD SINGLE HANDEDLY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COMEBACK OF THE AWESOME 80'S MUSTACHE!!
I dont want that blood on my hands!
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I mean, I can't be bothered w/ an itchy ballsack sticking to my leg when I'm a glorious indestructible bear w/ a kickass mustache who is working to invent a convenient flying machine....
OK, I know the rock a mustache v. give up your ballsack thing was supposed to be a negative one-or-the-other, but can I have both? I need a ruling on this...
Posted on 8/24/10 at 12:04 am to etm512
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There you go again bad mouthing the stache. While I'm soaring around the skies as a bad arse, 80's Tom Selleck shark, are you really going to talk shite about the stache? Please talk shite to a flying shark with enough machismo to have a full Selleck going on. I dare you. The stache is what completes the outfit. You can't have a flying shark without a distinguished stache to boot. This shark will even rock the Hawaiin shirt to complete the look. That's right.
ok ok i gotta admit it. a shark with a tom selleck is pretty boss. but what are the plans for you breathing out of water? dont need you dying on me and i gotta go talk to your mom about how i had you out to late and got hammered and forgot to get you to a fish tank.Posted on 8/24/10 at 7:38 am to iwyLSUiwy
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but dont get pissed when you see a baby faced polar bear and a tom selleck shark flyin past yo arse with a gang of hoes holdin on and your broke down changing a propeller.
THEY SEE US ROLLIN'...
Posted on 8/24/10 at 7:39 am to iwyLSUiwy
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but what are the plans for you breathing out of water?
DAMN IT!!! Well maybe when Jahmon is done inventing his whirly-bird bear-copter he can invent an out of water breathing device for moustached sharks.
ETA: I am so happy I derailed the frick out of this thread
This post was edited on 8/24/10 at 7:40 am
Posted on 8/24/10 at 8:51 am to etm512
me too.
getting to watch tv and movies is just an added bonus now.
getting to watch tv and movies is just an added bonus now.
Posted on 8/24/10 at 9:41 am to etm512
See, and here's why being a bear is better than being a shark: no sleeping ever vs. hibernation. While I'm sitting in my cave, working on my flying machine based on mulitple viewings of Loony Toons, i'm going to be able to lay down a hibernate with my big cushy porn moustache as a pillow. You sharks will be swimming to the point of exhaustion trying to fight off the giant squid. No thank you.
Posted on 8/24/10 at 9:47 am to Baloo
What squid in his right mind would frick with a flying shark?!?! Please. Pffft.
And I don't need sleep. For millions of years I have been an eating and fricking machine and now I can soar the heavens with a pervstache to boot. That's like man getting his opposable thumb. No stopping me now. TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN, BITCHES!!!
And I don't need sleep. For millions of years I have been an eating and fricking machine and now I can soar the heavens with a pervstache to boot. That's like man getting his opposable thumb. No stopping me now. TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN, BITCHES!!!
Posted on 8/24/10 at 10:03 am to etm512
quote:I'm seriously intrigued by the prospect of having the Tom Selleck Shark as part of my entourage--while my swag will be off the charts as a fantastic indestructible grizzly bear w/ a glorious mustache and a flying machine, the Tom Selleck Shark would launch my swag into the stratosphere!--And I like to dream big, my friends. And I, the hypothetical magnificent indestructible bear w/ a majestic mustache and a splendid flying machine that will put Howard Hughes and his pathetic "Spruce Goose" to shame, vow to fit my opulent flying machine with a lavish shark tank befitting of The Badass Tom Selleck Shark. That is my pledge to you.
DAMN IT!!! Well maybe when Jahmon is done inventing his whirly-bird bear-copter he can invent an out of water breathing device for moustached sharks.
Oh, and we can bring the awesome polar bear along too. I think w/ me being a grizzly and him being the polar bear we could have like a Tubbs and Crockett thing going on--it fits w/ the 80's mustaches. See, I told y'all I dream big!
quote:Definitely the most fun I've ever had w/ any thread.
ETA: I am so happy I derailed the frick out of this thread
Posted on 8/24/10 at 10:35 am to Jamohn
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And I, the hypothetical magnificent indestructible bear w/ a majestic mustache and a splendid flying machine that will put Howard Hughes and his pathetic "Spruce Goose" to shame, vow to fit my opulent flying machine with a lavish shark tank befitting of The Badass Tom Selleck Shark. That is my pledge to you.
Tom Selleck Shark thanks you with a wink and smile.
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I think w/ me being a grizzly and him being the polar bear we could have like a Tubbs and Crockett thing going on
I lost it right here
Posted on 8/24/10 at 1:02 pm to etm512
Rather than the stache and the ball sack, the choice should have been stache or a mullet. Seriously, flying shark with a mullet is the ultimate terror weapon.
Posted on 8/24/10 at 1:33 pm to glaucon
Ok so here are the reasons why being A) a POLAR bear is the right choice:
Instead of hibernating, and missing out on a ton of awesomeness, snatch. Im talking Brown, Black, Polar, Panda, possibly an in-shape Walrus... Hoes in different area codes. Polar bears have a walking hibernation , so basically for a month or two we just chillax. So we get the best of both worlds (shark and bear) since we are the Mark Spitz of bears.
My dad buying me a stuffed Polar Bear when he was working in Alaska and me still having it in my closet is totally unrelated. Ok moviing on.
And B) No balls is the right choice because I dont know about yal... but I aint ready for kids. Thats some serious commitment. And do you know how much child support cost these days?
Instead of hibernating, and missing out on a ton of awesomeness, snatch. Im talking Brown, Black, Polar, Panda, possibly an in-shape Walrus... Hoes in different area codes. Polar bears have a walking hibernation , so basically for a month or two we just chillax. So we get the best of both worlds (shark and bear) since we are the Mark Spitz of bears.
My dad buying me a stuffed Polar Bear when he was working in Alaska and me still having it in my closet is totally unrelated. Ok moviing on.
And B) No balls is the right choice because I dont know about yal... but I aint ready for kids. Thats some serious commitment. And do you know how much child support cost these days?
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