Yeah but with my balls and my sweet shark Tom Selleck stache now riding around all over the globe in my breathing tank in Jamohn's sweet whirly-bird bear-copter and attracting all the shark pussy with my pimp ride, entourage (headed by my indestructible bear pal with his sweet whirly-bird bear-copter complete with shark tank), and my aforementioned full on Tom Selleck, I can slay shark hoes all over the globe and spawn a race of mustached, flying sharks. I would have the single most badass army on the planet and would rule the world. THAT'S why I keep the balls.

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Posted by iwyLSUiwy

I'm your huckleberry

Member since Apr 2008

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Posted on 8/24/10 at 10:27 pm to etm512

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THAT'S why I keep the balls.

Son of a whore you guys are making me rethink this whole cuttin off my nutsack thing.

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Posted by Jamohn

Das Boot

Member since Mar 2009

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Posted on 8/25/10 at 7:05 am to iwyLSUiwy

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Polar bears have a walking hibernation , so basically for a month or two we just chillax.

I've seriously never heard of this "walking hibernation." Who knew this thread would turn out to be educational.

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So we get the best of both worlds (shark and bear) since we are the Mark Spitz of bears.

Wait, so you spend the thread railing against awesome 80s mustaches and then you claim the title of "Mark Spitz of bears." Kinda hypocritical don't ya think?

Admit it: the 'stache is awesome! Come to the dark side!!

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Posted by etm512

Mandeville, LA

Member since Aug 2005

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Posted on 8/25/10 at 7:25 am to iwyLSUiwy

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Son of a whore you guys are making me rethink this whole cuttin off my nutsack thing.

Put the hedge clippers down and back away, Yogi.

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Posted by Freauxzen

Utah

Member since Feb 2006

37247 posts

Posted on 8/25/10 at 9:44 am to iwyLSUiwy

Would you rather be a bear OR a shark? Bears......Beats, Battlestar Galactica

Would you rather fly or be indestructible? Does indestructible mean stay this age forever? Then maybe. If not, then flying.

Would you rather have a perv moustache the rest of your life OR no ballsack? La Moustache

Would you rather: only be able to watch movies released in theatres the rest of your life OR unlimited TV viewing???

I don't watch TV that much as it is, but I would still choose TV. I don't really think it's close at all.

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