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If Les Miles opened a restaurant in Baton Rouge?

Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:15 pm
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:15 pm
What would he name the place?

What kind of food would he serve?

What would the service be like?

Who would be the coordinators for the kitchen & the front?

Would it stay busy?

Would posters err err customers leave happy?

etc...

Note: this off-season thread is the 1st installment of many more idiotic threads like this to come from me.

Posted by Ray Ray Rodman
Florida
Member since Mar 2005
17654 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

What would he name the place?


Game Clocks


Posted by los angeles tiger
1,601 miles from Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2003
55976 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:18 pm to
Spikes
Posted by LSU
Houston
Member since Oct 2003
8836 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

What would he name the place?


D'oh!
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80182 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:18 pm to
What would the service be like? he would have a want to serve ya
Posted by tigerbait01
Sec. 423 Row 18
Member since Jul 2007
3937 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:19 pm to
The slogan of the place would have a want to have the word want in it at least twice
This post was edited on 1/6/10 at 2:23 pm
Posted by pmoney1245
Member since Nov 2009
217 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:19 pm to
His restaurant would be one of those that always forgot to bring the check. AKA always having blunders at the end
Posted by Billy Ray Valentine
Duke & Duke
Member since Sep 2007
1553 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:20 pm to
I like these threads.

& "D'oh!" is my favorite so far.
Posted by dutchtowntiger100
dutchtown
Member since Aug 2009
2872 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:27 pm to
When LSU finishes second, you finish second.
Buffet style, come get your seconds!
Posted by Billy Ray Valentine
Duke & Duke
Member since Sep 2007
1553 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

When LSU finishes second, you finish second.
Buffet style, come get your seconds!
Thanks for that, seriously. True LOL.
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38551 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

What would he name the place?


Wants
Posted by spinoza
Member since Jan 2008
5543 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:31 pm to


If Les Miles opened a restaurant...

...DiNardo Flashback...
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11429 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

If Les Miles opened a restaurant in Baton Rouge?


some of you would have yet another opportunity at employment in Baton Rouge.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:34 pm to
He would ahve 5 star chefs from around the world come in and only serve burgers, fries, shakes. So they would never live up to their potential. And they would all have to start in condiments no matter how good they are. And NONE and I mean NONE of the first year 5 stars could cook the pattis!!!
This post was edited on 1/6/10 at 2:35 pm
Posted by Nachtjager
Denham Springs
Member since Oct 2009
43 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:37 pm to
I like this one.

I think the name would be "Clockers" or "Les's Mess."

I think he would opt to serve very bland, very boring food.

The service? All the food would be overcooked or undercooked because all the timers in the kitchen are confusing. And, it would all be served to you thirty seconds after you left the restaurant in frustration.

Who would run the kitchen/front? Les would, but he'd blame somebody else for screwing it up.

Would anyone leave satisfied? Is ANYONE satisfied with Les?

Definitely a one star place, but free "Capital One Bowl Champs" hats for the kids on Thursdays!
Posted by Tigersomething
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2006
419 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:38 pm to
The name would be THE WANT TO EAT, and it would be a quality restaurant.
Posted by TigerHax
Red Stick
Member since Nov 2008
598 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:39 pm to
hey will clover, what daffy duck is doing in your pic is the same thing florida did all over yall
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55358 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:39 pm to
Watch out for the bones or you might choke.

Food guarantee - Will not be on time
Posted by NorthEnd
Member since Oct 2007
2148 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:40 pm to
Damn Fine Bar and Grill?

Posted by PanhandleTigah
Florida Freedom Zone
Member since May 2008
9405 posts
Posted on 1/6/10 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

What would he name the place?
The Hat's Trick

Food and service would be good during the first visit, but would go downhill afterwards with a noticeable rise in price.

It will stay busy because some will continue to eat there no matter how bad it gets and convince others it's worth the price because it's a family place that supports the economy because it hires anyone but fires no one.
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