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WWTOBD? Road kill deer

Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:48 pm
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17818 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:48 pm
On way to work before daylight. See a small 4 pernt hit by car but still alive. No mangled limbs no obvious signs of injury accept some missing hair.

Say you have a sharp knife so you dispatch the deer quickly to put it out of its misery.

Say you skin the deer and the hinds and the back straps look perfectly fine.

You chowing down?
Posted by RATeamWannabe
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
25946 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:49 pm to
Bad question is bad

Eat up
Posted by ChatRabbit77
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
5860 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:49 pm to
You best believe it. I would turn it into curry so fast your head would spin.
This post was edited on 12/7/16 at 7:50 pm
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:49 pm to
No. I don't tempt fate.
Posted by reds on reds on reds
Birmingham
Member since Sep 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:50 pm to
Does a whale shite in the ocean?






























Not if it's at SeaWorld.
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
8814 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:52 pm to
I read somewhere that this was illegal, but that would be my only hesitation other than the effort required.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34508 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:54 pm to
since it was still alive when you found it, unless it got an antifreeze enema on impact, that sumbitch should have gone home with you
Posted by crankbait
Member since Feb 2008
11623 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:54 pm to
about 2010ish, my buddy hit one near shenandoah on the way home from the bar. didn't think he killed it. we saw it the next morning around 7am. big doe. still there off the side of the road. it was in the 30s that night. we picked it up and cleaned.

no ragrets
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22169 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:55 pm to
If it was dead and still warm I'm picking it up
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
12535 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 8:06 pm to
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 8:10 pm to
I've butchered a few roadkill deer. Discarded a few that were too busted up as well. Gutless method of processing works well here. But if the guts are shmoosed out of the stomach cavity and into the meat areas I give it the toss.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17818 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 8:21 pm to
It did not go to waste.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:20 pm to
Absolutely no debate here

When I worked as a patrol man for 8 years I kept some 20lb ice bags and a skinning knife in my patrol car. Would work a lot of deer wrecks and always left with backstrap at the least.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:34 pm to
People have smoked some of those monster BASF deer over the years, and green jeans or St Gabriel cops always end up snagging them. Gotta be quick with it. Load it up and GTFO
Posted by KillTheGophers
Member since Jan 2016
6215 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:38 pm to
if you dispatch the deer and green jeans or the sheriff department checks you, there better be an available tag for the deer.

If not, there could be trouble depending on the officer.

We were at a deer / car wreck scene one evening - deer was suffering - bud was going to slit deer's throat - officer asked if there was a tag for the deer


could not believe it.
Posted by Tiger4Liberty
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2015
2423 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 2:01 am to
Graphic story...

Hit one one night...or more accurately, he hit me at the rear of an old International Scout I was driving.

The sharp edge at the end of the steel rear bumper caught him right in the chest cavity. Twisted the end of the bumper from forward facing 180 degrees to the rear. Was as clean a gutting job as I could do with a knife. Perfectly straight cut down the belly, all organs on the highway.

Just had to peel and eat. Craziest thing I've seen and I've hit a few.
Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
9340 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 6:02 am to
Absolutely
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21923 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 6:21 am to
fricking right he's getting eaten.

A few years back a coworker of mine hit a deer on the way to work, on the East side of Houma. He bought it home, skinned it and came to work.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:13 am to
I have a road kill doe in the freezer now. Made damn good sausage/ground meat/roast/strap.
Posted by JTM72
BR, LA.
Member since Mar 2014
1189 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:40 am to
My buddy's dad has done this on multiple occasions. He's your typical Cajun Coonass, doesn't let any food go to waste, ever.
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