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Strangest thing you have ever seen outdoors?

Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:36 pm
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17494 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:36 pm
Last year in July I was working at my deer land. I parked my car about 100 yards away from where I walked in the woods to cut brush. I was in a remote area way back off the road so I left my car unlocked, keys in the ignition, windows down. I thought nothing of it. WEll I'm down in the woods for about 2 hours along a creekbottom. Well up the creek there is a bridge that goes about 30 feet over the creek. And btw, the creek is very shallow. When I first walked into the woods I heard what sounded like a beaver splash in the creek. Pretty normal for this area. WEll, I finished all my work and started heading back to my car and I hear someone talking, sounded like it was coming from where I parked. I thought maybe one of my buddies had stopped by randomly and they were talking on their phone or something. I step out of the woods and see that my car door is open and I think to myself what in the world???? The closer I get I see that someone is sitting in the driver's seat of my car with their foot propped up on the door just chilling out. I'm trying to figure out who it is and who they're talking too. I get closer and I find out that it is a 22 year old girl completed covered in mud from head to toe, sitting in my driver's seat, talking on my cellphone and listening to the radio with the switch on. She see's me and gets kind of alarmed. She hangs up the phone and gets out of my car and says, "Hey" I replied with, "Hey, what exactly are you doing?" I mean she was so covered in mud I couldn't hardly tell what she looked like. She seemed to be a pretty attractive young lady but still what the heck. She was walking down the road and decided that she would walk down this dirt road to explore and she found my car, needed to use a cell phone, so she used my cell phone after discovering my car. I asked her if she thought that getting into a stranger's car parked in the middle of the woods was a good idea? and She said in a horrible accent, "Well, I guess it weren't one of my brightest decisions" I said to her, "I'm going to give you one opportunity to tell me the truth and I won't be mad either way, but did you steal anything from me?" She said no, and I inspected my car, glove box, under the seats, etc and everything is in tact. She was literally telling the truth. I also asked her how she got so covered with mud and she began to tell me how she was walking down the road, and she was hot, so she decided to jump off the aforementioned 30 foot bridge into a 2 ft deep creek. I don't know how she didn't get killed or drowned. So the loud splash I heard was no beaver(well I guess you could say it was lol), it was her. The girl was walking from a town about 12 miles away to visit her child which was another 5 miles down the road. Very odd scenario indeed. I laid down something for her to sit on and took her to her destination, invited her to church, etc. It took me all day long to clean the mud out of my car that she left. Still laugh every time I park at that particular spot. Needless to say I never leave my vehicle unlocked any more.

Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38736 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:37 pm to
Chupacabra, no bull shite.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:38 pm to
Chad will win this with his giant pink dildo story
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61605 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:39 pm to
That was deisel
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:41 pm to
Was she on drugs?
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:41 pm to
Really? I thought that was chad because diesel was up in Ohio or where ever that year
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61605 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:42 pm to
Fairly certain
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17494 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17494 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Was she on drugs?


Heck if I know - she was acting kind of odd, but didn't look out of sorts except being covered in mud...
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35572 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:44 pm to
it was in ohio, iirc
Posted by jimjackandjose
Member since Jun 2011
6496 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:45 pm to
Saw a jay bird kill and eat a sparrow
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
Member since Jun 2009
5745 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:47 pm to
That sounds like the storyline to a porno flick.



Did you fix the cable?
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17494 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:50 pm to

No porno flick, sir. It really happened...

Somehow I was hoping for some funny stories and this thread turned in a different direction..
This post was edited on 5/15/14 at 1:51 pm
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4718 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 2:02 pm to
pink dildo time

edit: shite 4x4 beat me to it
This post was edited on 5/15/14 at 2:06 pm
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17319 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 2:04 pm to
It was diesel
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
24957 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 2:07 pm to
Sounds like the kind of chick that would be DTF.
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Chad will win this with his giant pink dildo story
Is that one captured in Flair Chops stickied collection?
Posted by chickman1313
Mandeville
Member since Dec 2007
4922 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:33 pm to
i feel like somehow this pink dildo story has escaped me... anyone care to expound?
Posted by dpd901
South Louisiana
Member since Apr 2011
7513 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:37 pm to
Went surf fishing in Grand Isle once at one of those public parking/levee crossing things. When I finished fishing, I walk back over the levee and notice there is another truck parked there. It was an extended cab with the suicide doors. There are poles leaned up against the truck and all the doors are open, but I don't see anyone. There hadn't been anyone else in the surf, so I think this is strange. When I get back to my truck, I get a view through the cab of the other truck.... There is a nasty skank laying on the back seat and her white trash boyfriend is going down on her like he's trying to win a watermelon eating contest.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28184 posts
Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:38 pm to
Honest mistake.

It does seem like a Chad story.
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