Some dude is telling one on me. I'm fishing a very small bayou. I stopped counting after 8 boats come in there. Mine was the first one in there. At some point, I have boats both up the bayou and down, and those guys are bouncing from bank to bank.
So, I'm fishing my way out while some guy is fishing his way back in for the second time. He had left earlier. When he and I get close, he stops fishing and puts his shite up. His boat drifts to within 10' of mine. Absolutely floors it to make sure his wash blows all over where I'm getting bites. Oh, he was mad.