My all time favorite was behind GI. I had been fishing offshore every morning leaving wife and daughter with my family. About forth day Mrs is about to come unglued since they haven't been fishing yet. Buddy and I grab the kids and take off behind island. We find the fish on top of a sand bar birds diving, fish boiling there's 6 boats 3 on each side casting toward the middle. This a-hole yat roles up while I'm waving him off and he yells something about me thinking I own the water, cussing in front of kids etc. Birds move further down, he pulls up anchor and chases them and proceeds to beach himself and tide is rolling out. I was the last one, told kids earmuffs, exchanged pleasantries, told him I'd be back to assist when tide turned around too dangerous with children on board. Sun was setting over his back when he looked up sheepishly and wanted to know when that was going to be.