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Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:45 am to Motorboat
I was supposed to take a customer to the last two rounds at Augusta. But after last years episode I had to give up my tickets. I took this plant manager lady out there last year. 41 year old cougar to end all cougars. Smoking arse hot. We get out there saturday morning and start following Bubba Watson and YE Yang. The bitch starts knocking back mimosas like they were about to start prohibition again. By the time we get to Amen Corner she is sloshed and horny. Only thing I knew to do was take her out in the pine trees and azaleas to the right of the 10th fairway and lay the wood to her. So I did. Next thing I know, "smack!" a damn golf ball careens off a tree right above our head. I knew right then Bubba had done snap hooked on off the tee. I went ahead and tried to finish, big mistake. We heard the spotters busting through the trees coming to look for the ball. We jump up and start throwing clothes on but it was too late. This old dude starts hollering at us and blowing a whistle. Soon a big crowd is gathered round. Next thing we know were being escorted off the premises and hit with a lifetime ban from ever going back. So this weekend I'm gonna just hang out at the house, cut the grass and drink a few cold beer.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:45 am to CajunFootball
What up brah? You been busy at work and cant post?
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:46 am to LSUballs
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:47 am to LSUballs
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:49 am to Flair Chops
This weeks one from him was legit
This post was edited on 4/5/12 at 8:50 am
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:53 am to Motorboat
Friday bushhog pasture, fix fence
Saturday- yard work, drink some beer, put some beef on a grill and warm it up
Sunday- In-laws
but will spend the day riding 4 wheelers with the kids after lunch so 
Saturday- yard work, drink some beer, put some beef on a grill and warm it up
Sunday- In-laws
but will spend the day riding 4 wheelers with the kids after lunch so Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:53 am to Bama and Beer
They're all legit man. I can't just make this shite up.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:53 am to LSUballs
quote:
LSUballs
CoolMastersStory.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:54 am to LSUballs
quote:You've got balls man
LSUballs
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:56 am to LSUballs
Nice.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:58 am to Motorboat
Friday - work
Saturday - work
Sunday - work
Sunday night - driving to new orleans to housesit all week then laziness.
Saturday - work
Sunday - work
Sunday night - driving to new orleans to housesit all week then laziness.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 9:04 am to Chesapeake
quote:
Friday - work
Saturday - work
Sunday - work
people gotta have their baked goods for easter
Posted on 4/5/12 at 9:06 am to KingRanch
Posted on 4/5/12 at 9:21 am to Motorboat
Drinkin makers with my middle brother tonight, boilin 500lbs of crawfish with him tomorrow. Friday evenin going bream fishin with the youngest bro at this little farm pond where he and dad have hauled out 135 over the last week. Settin out trot lines in the creek after that, then family fish fry saturday. Beat that suckas.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 9:25 am to Bama and Beer
I've been doing more work then two spartan slaves trying to not bend over.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 9:35 am to KingRanch
quote:Change the crawfish to Saturday and that's mine. I really can't plan golf or fishing anymore due to massive amounts of family descending on my house. 4 sisters, their husbands, their kids and their grands. It's a zoo.
Starting tomorrow watching the masters, Saturday watching the masters, Sunday watching the masters and eating crawfish.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 9:44 am to Motorboat
This time tomorrow we will have a flotilla of boats headed up the Miss River to find a sand bar to spend the day on.
Sat will be recovering
Sunday will be eating like a fat person. Brisket, crawfish, and all kinds of other fixins
Sat will be recovering
Sunday will be eating like a fat person. Brisket, crawfish, and all kinds of other fixins
This post was edited on 4/5/12 at 9:46 am
Posted on 4/5/12 at 9:45 am to FelicianaTigerfan
Redneck yacht club?
Posted on 4/5/12 at 9:50 am to FelicianaTigerfan
quote:
eating like a fat person
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