I feel for your clients.
No Need. They are and have always been quite happy. Whenever they are looking for an update or reassurance, I just tell them (in my lawyerly voice) "Whatever the judge or jury decides will likely be upheld on appeal." They look impressed and go back to posting on the OB.
All your posts.
Oh, so you are in high demand, right? Sure.
I've gotten inquiries about dog bites or similar low ball cases, but I don't have the time or inclination to waste on such things. You do, apparently. So you have that going for you.
You know, you really should not have admitted to being a lawyer. It just makes it worse.
You're kind of a joke around here, so forgive me for not giving your opinion much value.